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The Epic 250 Question Saga Finale

This is the last part of our epic 250 question saga. This is it. This is the end.
I'm actually going to cry. Together we've reached the end of this monster list, and now our nightmare has finally ended. We never have to think about these garbage questions ever again. This truly is a day of celebration. This proves that we can get through anything as long as we utilize the power of friendship. Also, as an official announcement, there are no longer ever going to be any more list episodes. NO EXCEPTIONS.
 
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Do you have any lists that you would like us to read through over the course of like 40 episodes? It's been a while since we've done a list episode, so we are open to trying it again soon...for the nostalgia.
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Bee Related Issues

We are going to spend some time discussing how nobody knows the actual layout of the English calendar or the difference between Februrulararily and Febrururarararilytu. We also mention Colton's lack of anatomy knowledge, and what the serial killer next door does for fun. Also, we invent a new wine, we invent a new podcast, we discuss why Noah had to leave work early today, and give you a brand new deal of a lifetime. If you send $5 to Noah on Venmo (@uFitch) he will tell you his phone number.
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Was your last moment how you felt for the rest of your life?
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The Wet Day Dream

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga.
WARNING: COLTON HAS A WET DREAM WHILE RECORDING THIS PODCAST EPISODE
We are getting so close to the end of the list I can almost taste it, and it tastes like the salad that's on my head. We finally enter the lightning round to power through the rest of the list...I don't really know what else to type anymore. I've been editing and posting this same bonus episode for over 4 months now at this point, I'm pretty sure. I just want it to be over.
 
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Moon People

Finally, Colton is open up about the place of which his birth. We also are talk about Jewish Coca-Cola and Noah's superpowers. Oh yeah, also we did talking about how moon cows, The Moon, and Atlantis Cheese Factory are connect together. We can say about the sky egg is the real theory, and the cheese shirt is available for buy. Sorry. Haha. English is my number 4 language.
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/43239947-expose-the-cheese
(We are not responsible or knowledgeable about the quality of this product, but it's probably not that great.)
 
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The Great Ketchup Debate

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga.
Have you ever wondered if ketchup is a smoothie? It's okay to admit it. Everyone has had this same thought at one time or another. Well, in this episode we finally put this debate to rest...and the final decision may shock you. Also, Papa Bubble is mentioned in this episode. Time to put a salad on my head. Wait. I'm so sorry. That reference is literally from the next bonus episode which hasn't even been released yet.
 
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Jew Of The Sea

This is in fact the first episode ever released that contains natural sunlight, which of course naturally means we will be talking about closet babies, Jesus' dead man's switch, and Caesar's fanfiction. We also talk about both of our experiences as part of the sleeper agent program during the Cold War, and which ancient being would be the most helpful in a battle scenario.
 
*Just so we are clear, Colton has no idea what he is talking about. Chordata falls in as a branch of phylum, and is in fact not part of the 7 classifications in taxonomy. The classification that he should have said is "Class" which comes directly after "Phylum", but it turns out that all of the information Colton knows about anything comes directly from the sitcom "Community", and his tiny little Chordata brain misinterpreted the information that was presented to him.
 
"Don't eat that yogurt off your sister." ~A line said in this episode
 
Who would be the best to have on your side? Hercules, Gilgamesh, or Ham?
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The Seasick Diet

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga.
Agent Cody Banks is taking your money. We're counting sheep. Christmas East. We've had some pretty weird jobs. Other things. I'm not required to list them all, gleepcious gracious.
 
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Mr. Tellini (w/Colton Jakobson)

This is an import and export episode, so I hope you can get really excited about that. We also spend some time talking about all the "Misters" that were an important part of our life growing up, like: Mr. Rogers, Mr. Food, Mr. Tellini, and more. And of course I would be remiss if I didn't mention that Colton explains his newest hobby. Dave Ramsay is going to hate this episode.
 
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The Bad Questions

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga.
For the first time ever we decide to be a little less serious than usual, and try to have a tiny bit of fun. Also, I'm kind of curious, which one would you rather have an arm that regenerates every week or legs that grow back in every week?
 
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We Are In Kansas, Anymore

I hope you are ready because this is an air freshener episode of the podcast. 3 Gleep calls immediately after the podcast starts and sets a weird tone for the rest of the episode. We explain to everyone how an episode of "To Catch A Predator" plays out, since most people probably don't remember that show. Colton was a leavening agent, but now that he's been fired he's begging the audience for money. You can send some to him at $ColtonJakobson on CashApp, an he will tell you that he is planning to donate the money. No matter who you are, please remember to always use female condoms to avoid diseases of passion.
 
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