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The Great Ketchup Debate

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga.
Have you ever wondered if ketchup is a smoothie? It's okay to admit it. Everyone has had this same thought at one time or another. Well, in this episode we finally put this debate to rest...and the final decision may shock you. Also, Papa Bubble is mentioned in this episode. Time to put a salad on my head. Wait. I'm so sorry. That reference is literally from the next bonus episode which hasn't even been released yet.
 
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Jew Of The Sea

This is in fact the first episode ever released that contains natural sunlight, which of course naturally means we will be talking about closet babies, Jesus' dead man's switch, and Caesar's fanfiction. We also talk about both of our experiences as part of the sleeper agent program during the Cold War, and which ancient being would be the most helpful in a battle scenario.
 
*Just so we are clear, Colton has no idea what he is talking about. Chordata falls in as a branch of phylum, and is in fact not part of the 7 classifications in taxonomy. The classification that he should have said is "Class" which comes directly after "Phylum", but it turns out that all of the information Colton knows about anything comes directly from the sitcom "Community", and his tiny little Chordata brain misinterpreted the information that was presented to him.
 
"Don't eat that yogurt off your sister." ~A line said in this episode
 
Who would be the best to have on your side? Hercules, Gilgamesh, or Ham?
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Why did everyone used to die old? If you have information about this, please tell us.
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The Seasick Diet

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga.
Agent Cody Banks is taking your money. We're counting sheep. Christmas East. We've had some pretty weird jobs. Other things. I'm not required to list them all, gleepcious gracious.
 
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Mr. Tellini (w/Colton Jakobson)

This is an import and export episode, so I hope you can get really excited about that. We also spend some time talking about all the "Misters" that were an important part of our life growing up, like: Mr. Rogers, Mr. Food, Mr. Tellini, and more. And of course I would be remiss if I didn't mention that Colton explains his newest hobby. Dave Ramsay is going to hate this episode.
 
Do you know the city of Winona? Tell us how or how not you do...
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The Bad Questions

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga.
For the first time ever we decide to be a little less serious than usual, and try to have a tiny bit of fun. Also, I'm kind of curious, which one would you rather have an arm that regenerates every week or legs that grow back in every week?
 
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We Are In Kansas, Anymore

I hope you are ready because this is an air freshener episode of the podcast. 3 Gleep calls immediately after the podcast starts and sets a weird tone for the rest of the episode. We explain to everyone how an episode of "To Catch A Predator" plays out, since most people probably don't remember that show. Colton was a leavening agent, but now that he's been fired he's begging the audience for money. You can send some to him at $ColtonJakobson on CashApp, an he will tell you that he is planning to donate the money. No matter who you are, please remember to always use female condoms to avoid diseases of passion.
 
Is there a Mathnasium near you? Send us a picture.
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Mock Call Me Maybe

You know we have to mention Super Heaven every few episodes, otherwise this podcast just wouldn't feel right. We have a moment of silence and do a mock call. Also, there is some trivia in this episode, so get your thinking brain on. Oh yeah, Colton also tells a cool story from when he used to actually have a job.
 
Would you eat a Shemin'ham if we started a restaurant with that on the menu?
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Have you seen Ben Bailey? I'm worried about him.
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The Cannibal Clown Conundrum

This is the last question of our epic 250 question saga.
Are you a fisherperson and feel that you do not get enough proper representation? Well we are proud to say that we will always stand by you in support, and help raise awareness towards fisherpeople of all races, genders, ages, marital status, national origins, religions, disabilities, sexual orientations, medical conditions, pregnancies, heights, weights, eye colors, and shoe sizes (unless clown or larger). Also, we talk about vanilla I think.
 
Email us at either email. We have two emails. There is really no difference which one you use. I don't know why we have two.
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American Diaper

This is a pretty packed episode, so I'm just going to do a quick list to rundown all of the topics that we hit in this one. The Kennedy Nickel, Oswald the Rabbid, a new dating app, and babies. Actually now that I look at the list, it seems a lot smaller than I originally thought. That's okay though, the less time you spend reading this, the more time you have to listen to the episode. Also, rest in peace Erika. We joke, but you didn't deserve what happened, and we in no way condone drunk driving.
 
Is your last name Sofar? You can tell us, we will keep it a secret.
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Barney Wiener (Deleted Scene)

This is the actual story of how Barney Wiener and his brother Salty, took up over 30 minutes of our lives. If we have to deal with it so do you.