2 Gleeps

The Bored Game

What is your favorite bored game?
There are a lot of board games out there, but are any of them even fun? I guess if I had to think about it, Chinese Checkers is probably the best one. It turns out it helps if you squint.
 
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Million Dollar Bank Card

Colton has a million dollar idea (in Australian USD dollars) he has been fine tuning, a new joke he just thought of, and a side hustle of making people orgasm with his voice. We also delve into the world of Dave Ramsey, and talk about the real world ramifications of associating with peanut butter. I have the hiccups while I'm typing this description, so I'm going to keep it short that way I can just post the episode, lie down, and cry (this has nothing to do with the rest of the episode, I just figured maybe some people my actually care what I'm going through in life).
 
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The Pig Polo

What is the next sport that will be invented?
There could be a lot of different answers to this question, but only one of them is correct. Here's a hint...it involves dangerous lawn darts and children. Also, naturally anytime sports are brought up we must spend some time reminiscing over the good times we remember about 3PAC. Don't forget to call or gleep Noah at (507) 993-7329 to tell him that Colton should be permanently removed from the podcast and changed to "1 Gleep".
 
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Midget Spinner

It is time to opt-in to this episode, because we are calling a sex line. You heard that right, The Hero of Construction, Flex Steve, is going to be really made when he finds out how degenerate we really are. This is one problem that cannot be fixed with Flex Seal, Flex Glue, Flex Tape, or any other Flex product. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT AND CALLING SEX LINES IN THIS EPISODE PURELY FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES. Speaking of hearing, we are about to taint Helen Keller's image. And speaking of taint...Helen Keller's. This episode is all about conspiracies and racist aliens, and if you want to call us try 1-800-FLEXSEX...it won't work...but you can still try it.
 
Have you gotten rid of your eyes in pursuit of sexual pleasure? How good does head feel now?
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Is your name Bodie? Fight me.
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The Olfactory Census

Scents. Sense. Cents. Pence. Hens. Come on down to the old factory, because this episode gets a little bit spicy. Also, find out why Colton has officially quit the podcast (just the bonus episodes). Christopher Walken is going to be taking his place, all this and more, today...on Dragon Ball Z.
 
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Undercover Emu

No matter what is said in this episode or however confused you may become, just remember that this entire thing is coming directly from the mouth of a racist four-eighths dad named Walt Whitman...or maybe the whole thing is about a seal that Mark is writing about...or it's a government funded social experiment...possible from the point of view of a chicken in a bowling alley? Honestly, I'm not really sure. All I was actually able to gather from this was that I'm pretty sure I need to go kill John Lennon. (I hope I don't run into that Asian Beetle)
 
If you are a dad first, let us know what you are second.
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Have you seen Judas and Pontius Pilate? They were just here a minute ago.
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The List Renaissance

What is your favorite sleeping position of all time?
What's the dumbest way you've been hurt?
 
Finally, after such a long break once we finished our list, we are back with another list episode. This is a brand new list, and we are much happier for it. Surely, we won't get sick of this one, even though it's longer. Also, don't call me Laverne.
 
"We cannot escape the list so we must become the list." ~Augustus Caesar
 
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Second Hand Asthma

This is a very historical episode. Topics range from the five heads of Mount Rushmore to Tippecanoe. Those two topics are literally the beginning and end of this episode respectively. What is contained within the rest of the episode? Good question. Answer: we are bounty hunters now. Also, we talk about a funny foot doctor, and there is a pod sneeze at 8:13
 
Have you ever been attacked in your sleep by a raid of Aztec warriors? If you are traumatized, we are here to help.
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What historical instances should we document next?
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6,000,000 Movies Torah (Deleted Scene)

These are literally all of the movies made by the Jewish for the Jewish. Pretty sure we didn't miss any, but, God forbid, if we did miss one, please let us know which one.
 
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Get Reamed!

Welcome back to The Jakobson Files, I hope you are ready to get reamed! In this rendition, we spend some time answering the question that is as old as time, can you scramble an egg in its shell? We also talk a little bit about our new podcast, and try not to anger the serial killer that lives next door. Don't forget to leave a 5 star review for us on Yelp, even if you don't know what your name means.
 
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