2 Gleeps
Listen to us have conversations absolutely riddled with non sequiturs. Only afterwards are you allowed to judge us.
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Tuesday May 16, 2023
Tuesday May 16, 2023
Scents. Sense. Cents. Pence. Hens. Come on down to the old factory, because this episode gets a little bit spicy. Also, find out why Colton has officially quit the podcast (just the bonus episodes). Christopher Walken is going to be taking his place, all this and more, today...on Dragon Ball Z.
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Friday May 12, 2023
Friday May 12, 2023
No matter what is said in this episode or however confused you may become, just remember that this entire thing is coming directly from the mouth of a racist four-eighths dad named Walt Whitman...or maybe the whole thing is about a seal that Mark is writing about...or it's a government funded social experiment...possible from the point of view of a chicken in a bowling alley? Honestly, I'm not really sure. All I was actually able to gather from this was that I'm pretty sure I need to go kill John Lennon. (I hope I don't run into that Asian Beetle)
If you are a dad first, let us know what you are second.
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Have you seen Judas and Pontius Pilate? They were just here a minute ago.
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Tuesday May 09, 2023
Tuesday May 09, 2023
What is your favorite sleeping position of all time?
What's the dumbest way you've been hurt?
Finally, after such a long break once we finished our list, we are back with another list episode. This is a brand new list, and we are much happier for it. Surely, we won't get sick of this one, even though it's longer. Also, don't call me Laverne.
"We cannot escape the list so we must become the list." ~Augustus Caesar
We have two emails because we are cool, and they are easy to remember.
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Saturday May 06, 2023
Saturday May 06, 2023
This is a very historical episode. Topics range from the five heads of Mount Rushmore to Tippecanoe. Those two topics are literally the beginning and end of this episode respectively. What is contained within the rest of the episode? Good question. Answer: we are bounty hunters now. Also, we talk about a funny foot doctor, and there is a pod sneeze at 8:13
Have you ever been attacked in your sleep by a raid of Aztec warriors? If you are traumatized, we are here to help.
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What historical instances should we document next?
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Wednesday May 03, 2023
Wednesday May 03, 2023
These are literally all of the movies made by the Jewish for the Jewish. Pretty sure we didn't miss any, but, God forbid, if we did miss one, please let us know which one.
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Friday Apr 28, 2023
Friday Apr 28, 2023
Welcome back to The Jakobson Files, I hope you are ready to get reamed! In this rendition, we spend some time answering the question that is as old as time, can you scramble an egg in its shell? We also talk a little bit about our new podcast, and try not to anger the serial killer that lives next door. Don't forget to leave a 5 star review for us on Yelp, even if you don't know what your name means.
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Tuesday Apr 25, 2023
Tuesday Apr 25, 2023
This is the last part of our epic 250 question saga. This is it. This is the end.
I'm actually going to cry. Together we've reached the end of this monster list, and now our nightmare has finally ended. We never have to think about these garbage questions ever again. This truly is a day of celebration. This proves that we can get through anything as long as we utilize the power of friendship. Also, as an official announcement, there are no longer ever going to be any more list episodes. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Do you have any ideas of what we should do for bonus episodes now that we are out of material? Now is your chance, before we figure something else out. Send us your ideas here:
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Do you have any lists that you would like us to read through over the course of like 40 episodes? It's been a while since we've done a list episode, so we are open to trying it again soon...for the nostalgia.
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Friday Apr 21, 2023
Friday Apr 21, 2023
We are going to spend some time discussing how nobody knows the actual layout of the English calendar or the difference between Februrulararily and Febrururarararilytu. We also mention Colton's lack of anatomy knowledge, and what the serial killer next door does for fun. Also, we invent a new wine, we invent a new podcast, we discuss why Noah had to leave work early today, and give you a brand new deal of a lifetime. If you send $5 to Noah on Venmo (@uFitch) he will tell you his phone number.
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Was your last moment how you felt for the rest of your life?
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Tuesday Apr 18, 2023
Tuesday Apr 18, 2023
This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga.
WARNING: COLTON HAS A WET DREAM WHILE RECORDING THIS PODCAST EPISODE
We are getting so close to the end of the list I can almost taste it, and it tastes like the salad that's on my head. We finally enter the lightning round to power through the rest of the list...I don't really know what else to type anymore. I've been editing and posting this same bonus episode for over 4 months now at this point, I'm pretty sure. I just want it to be over.
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Friday Apr 14, 2023
Friday Apr 14, 2023
Finally, Colton is open up about the place of which his birth. We also are talk about Jewish Coca-Cola and Noah's superpowers. Oh yeah, also we did talking about how moon cows, The Moon, and Atlantis Cheese Factory are connect together. We can say about the sky egg is the real theory, and the cheese shirt is available for buy. Sorry. Haha. English is my number 4 language.
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/43239947-expose-the-cheese
(We are not responsible or knowledgeable about the quality of this product, but it's probably not that great.)
Have you ever seen the Holy Spherit?
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Have you ever flown too close to the moon? Icarus!!!
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