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The Buffett Line

If you could meet anyone in this world today, who would you meet? What's the best type of cheese for you?
 
Warren Buffett, ramen rice, the bees cheese, and Tom Selleck the garbage man. That pretty much sums up this episode. If you think this description should be longer, then I will list some stinky cheeses: Camembert, Ami Du Chambertin, Epoisses de Bourgogne, Fiance Des Pyrenees, Limburger, Trou du Cru, Livarot Munster, Le Pavin d'Auvergne, Pont l'Evêque, Raclette, Robiola Lombardia, Schloss, Soumaintrain Berthaut, Taleggio, Stinking Bishop, Tomme de Chevre, and Vieux Lille.
 
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Mind Melters

Two things have officially been confirmed in this episode. 1) George Bush listens to the pod. 2) Rochester Minnesota has locked all of their bathrooms. We talk about how to stop ship disasters from happening, but only briefly, because dad is coming home soon. Colton is a pirate running for governor, since it's safer at the docks, and we decided to start selling denim. Also, Noah purchased some Brain Quest flash cards to make us both smarter.
 
Do you want to pre-order some Wranjler Jeans? (turns out we are required to change the spelling due to copyright)
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Don't forget to remind me to make those jeans. Send an email here in 4 years, because I will forget about it.
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The Hotel Cowifornia

What instrument has the funniest sound?Where would you relocate if you were f̷o̷r̷c̷e̷d̷ ̷t̷o̷ ̷l̷e̷a̷v̷e̷ ̷y̷o̷u̷r̷ ̷c̷o̷u̷n̷t̷r̷y̷?̷  a cow?Do you care about what other people tell you?
 
Theremins, cows, and prayer...these are the most important three things in the entire universe. What more could you possibly want from a podcast?
 
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Witch Case

We talk about some current events in this episode, but I think The Beatles said it best when they said, "We all live in a yellow submersible". Don't worry, the people from the Titan voyage are okay. After all, they have Fred Noonan with them, and I would trust Fred with my life to pilot anything. We also talk about shooting at Mass, and an evil lesbian witch that steals all the available women by turning them gay.
 
If you know where we can find Amelia Earhart, please let us know. She owes Noah money.
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Who do you think would win in a fight: Fred Noonan or Adolph Hitler?
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The 9/11 Musical

What is the most absurd thing you've been tricked into doing or believing?
What is something that's true that nobody agrees with you on?
 
There is some heavy hitting questions in this episode, and we do not shy away from giving proper answers, even if it may upset some people to hear it. Also, we talk nursery rhymes and 9/11 makes a return to the pod.
 
"Something can be cool but that doesn't mean it can't also be dumb and illogical" ~Colton's Words To Live By
 
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Magna Carta Blanche

This is an extremely special and important episode, so let's go ahead and turn off Noah's mic to give it a very important and special feel. Now that that has been dealt with, we will spend some time getting ready for the second part of the Vietnam war, and planning our trip to Michigan. We also discuss how to stop Canada from burning, re-releasing the Snyder Cut, Billy Joel's next concert venue, and Magic Johnson's AIDS. In this masterclass of an episode, we bring back the age old adage, "old people suck". On an unrelated note, we talk about Maine's number one hit new show "Cash Crab".
 
If you are anywhere near the Moo Fin Fries in Michigan, please let us know. We would like you to get us some merchandise.
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The Weirdest Food

Would you rather stay in or go out on a Friday night?
Have you ever thrown someone an extravagant party?
What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?
Out of the four seasonings, which one is your favorite?
 
As we continue to run through the best list we've ever read, we get on the phone with Gleep Brother to discuss his back problems. Also, Colton is obsessed with radishes.
 
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Coolidge Effect

The classic summer pods have made a reappearance. Colton and Noah are both drowning in their own sweat, but how do they deal with it? Colton attempts to forget his sweat by trying to get over eating mediocre pizza. Noah on the other hand is trying to "irritate" people's mail "legally". Listen along as we make a Natural Connection (Just like William Shatner in his prime), and find out What Smells Worse.
 
Do you want a Jake's pizza? Send us an email and we will literally mail you one, as long as you are the first person to email about it. (At no cost to you)
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Are you a rose by any other name?
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The Only Word

If you could only say one word for the rest of your life, what would it be? Would you rather be hot or smart?What was your most embarrassing moment in grade school?
 
Tabinkon.
 
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Snow Wolves

Now that Colton is doing an episode all by himself, he finally gets to talk about the only thing he's ever even wanted to talk about...snow wolves. Also, it turns out Colton isn't alone in this episode. We also talk about famous people and funny people. Oh yeah, we also talk about snow wolves.
 
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