2 Gleeps

The 9/11 Musical

What is the most absurd thing you've been tricked into doing or believing?
What is something that's true that nobody agrees with you on?
 
There is some heavy hitting questions in this episode, and we do not shy away from giving proper answers, even if it may upset some people to hear it. Also, we talk nursery rhymes and 9/11 makes a return to the pod.
 
"Something can be cool but that doesn't mean it can't also be dumb and illogical" ~Colton's Words To Live By
 
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Magna Carta Blanche

This is an extremely special and important episode, so let's go ahead and turn off Noah's mic to give it a very important and special feel. Now that that has been dealt with, we will spend some time getting ready for the second part of the Vietnam war, and planning our trip to Michigan. We also discuss how to stop Canada from burning, re-releasing the Snyder Cut, Billy Joel's next concert venue, and Magic Johnson's AIDS. In this masterclass of an episode, we bring back the age old adage, "old people suck". On an unrelated note, we talk about Maine's number one hit new show "Cash Crab".
 
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The Weirdest Food

Would you rather stay in or go out on a Friday night?
Have you ever thrown someone an extravagant party?
What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?
Out of the four seasonings, which one is your favorite?
 
As we continue to run through the best list we've ever read, we get on the phone with Gleep Brother to discuss his back problems. Also, Colton is obsessed with radishes.
 
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Coolidge Effect

The classic summer pods have made a reappearance. Colton and Noah are both drowning in their own sweat, but how do they deal with it? Colton attempts to forget his sweat by trying to get over eating mediocre pizza. Noah on the other hand is trying to "irritate" people's mail "legally". Listen along as we make a Natural Connection (Just like William Shatner in his prime), and find out What Smells Worse.
 
Do you want a Jake's pizza? Send us an email and we will literally mail you one, as long as you are the first person to email about it. (At no cost to you)
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Are you a rose by any other name?
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The Only Word

If you could only say one word for the rest of your life, what would it be? Would you rather be hot or smart?What was your most embarrassing moment in grade school?
 
Tabinkon.
 
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Snow Wolves

Now that Colton is doing an episode all by himself, he finally gets to talk about the only thing he's ever even wanted to talk about...snow wolves. Also, it turns out Colton isn't alone in this episode. We also talk about famous people and funny people. Oh yeah, we also talk about snow wolves.
 
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The Bored Game

What is your favorite bored game?
There are a lot of board games out there, but are any of them even fun? I guess if I had to think about it, Chinese Checkers is probably the best one. It turns out it helps if you squint.
 
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Million Dollar Bank Card

Colton has a million dollar idea (in Australian USD dollars) he has been fine tuning, a new joke he just thought of, and a side hustle of making people orgasm with his voice. We also delve into the world of Dave Ramsey, and talk about the real world ramifications of associating with peanut butter. I have the hiccups while I'm typing this description, so I'm going to keep it short that way I can just post the episode, lie down, and cry (this has nothing to do with the rest of the episode, I just figured maybe some people my actually care what I'm going through in life).
 
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The Pig Polo

What is the next sport that will be invented?
There could be a lot of different answers to this question, but only one of them is correct. Here's a hint...it involves dangerous lawn darts and children. Also, naturally anytime sports are brought up we must spend some time reminiscing over the good times we remember about 3PAC. Don't forget to call or gleep Noah at (507) 993-7329 to tell him that Colton should be permanently removed from the podcast and changed to "1 Gleep".
 
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Midget Spinner

It is time to opt-in to this episode, because we are calling a sex line. You heard that right, The Hero of Construction, Flex Steve, is going to be really made when he finds out how degenerate we really are. This is one problem that cannot be fixed with Flex Seal, Flex Glue, Flex Tape, or any other Flex product. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT AND CALLING SEX LINES IN THIS EPISODE PURELY FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES. Speaking of hearing, we are about to taint Helen Keller's image. And speaking of taint...Helen Keller's. This episode is all about conspiracies and racist aliens, and if you want to call us try 1-800-FLEXSEX...it won't work...but you can still try it.
 
Have you gotten rid of your eyes in pursuit of sexual pleasure? How good does head feel now?
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Is your name Bodie? Fight me.
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