2 Gleeps
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Tuesday Oct 17, 2023
Tuesday Oct 17, 2023
Do you believe in 2nd chances?
Would you take it if you had the opportunity to be immortal?
That's right...the podcast might be over, but I still have some audio I'm going to post before you can get rid of me completely.
In this episode we go over Colton's pick up game, and the most twisted genie that has ever existed.
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Friday Oct 13, 2023
Friday Oct 13, 2023
Noah died in Colorado 3 months ago, and I don't have any more episodes besides bonus episodes, so I figured it was time to post this one...the last one. I will still post the bonus episodes that I have, but we will have to wait and see what I do about Friday episodes.
In this episode, we put butter in the humidifier, purchase a fountain drink machine, talk about Colton's retirement and Colton's weird sex kinks. Also, it wouldn't be a proper last episode if we didn't talk about the Mayo Clinic.
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Tuesday Oct 10, 2023
Tuesday Oct 10, 2023
Do you believe in horoscopes?
That's right, we answered one question in this episode. This is a list episode though, don't get confused. If you really want to know our answer to this question, you are going to have to listen to the whole episode. Nice.
If you have any suggestions for how I should continue the podcast after the final episode, please let me know. (This is very time sensitive)
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Friday Oct 06, 2023
Friday Oct 06, 2023
In an effort to push off posting the final "non-list" episode for one more week, I have Frankenstein'd together a few of our list episodes to feel more like a full episode (I have a lot of list episodes left, so I figured I would give it a try).
There are too many questions answered in this episode for me to feasibly type here, so instead I will give a brief overview of the episode. We talk about Colton's full body pillow, Noah constantly getting solicited by Chinese people, tornados that are controlled by ICE, the three things every dad needs to know, and sexy Hobbits. Also, we go back in time to stop Hitler and make John Lennon gay. Oh, and don't forget...we figured out how to solve homelessness around the country.
Do you think spiders existed before Mark David Chapman? Send proof here:
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Tuesday Oct 03, 2023
Tuesday Oct 03, 2023
What food should taste better than its appearance?
Your guess as to what this question means is as good as ours. I'm still extremely confused by this. Just listen to the episode, I'm going to go lie down. ...Head hurt...
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Friday Sep 29, 2023
Friday Sep 29, 2023
Noah's cousin has a racist dog, another celebrity has finally visited our small little town, we discover how to save the Titan submersible, clowns are running marathons, and Colton is taking a team of prostitutes to escape rooms. That is a pretty succinct way to summarize an episode if I do say so myself.
Also..."We don't carrot doesn't matter."
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Does your hometown have its own 9/11? Tell me about it.
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Tuesday Sep 26, 2023
Tuesday Sep 26, 2023
This entire episode is about Orville Redenbees and his grandson Gary Indiana. Let's see if we can figure out the Redenbacher family secret to their popping corn.
That's right, not every bonus episode is a list. I am trying to cheat out as many episodes as I can because I am running low. Just to be clear...I have exactly 2 episodes left, and then I've completely run out. I do have a decent amount of list episodes left though and we also recorded "The Recess Episode" and "The Wild Thornberrys Episode"...so maybe I can just combine a few of them into one to make some longer episodes. I'm still sort of trying to figure it out, but I'd better figure it out soon because I can't cheat out episodes forever. Maybe, I'll just cut old episodes together in a different order and assume nobody will notice.
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Saturday Sep 23, 2023
Saturday Sep 23, 2023
Why is Finding Nemo called Finding Nemo? What would you put in your tri fold hat? What was you donkey born with? All of the questions are answered in this episode...or...at the very least, they are mentioned. This episode was originally recorded on April 12th 2023, and was meant to be released if Colton ended up getting lost in Chicago...Colton never got lost in Chicago, so we've kind of just been holding onto this episode; however, now seems like as good a time as any to post this episode since I am almost completely out of episodes to post.
*YOU MAY NOT ACTUALLY RECIEVE THE ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS*
What is your country of Oregon?
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Tuesday Sep 19, 2023
Tuesday Sep 19, 2023
Who would you want to trade lives with?
If you were given the chance to steal something, what would it be?
What type of cuisine would you serve your customers if you owned a 5 star restaurant?
What's the fanciest event you have ever attended?
Who is your greatest enemy?
Can someone please get this episode to Phoebe Gates? Colton is really sorry about the gum thing.
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Friday Sep 15, 2023
Friday Sep 15, 2023
Colton is getting into the Vietnam market, Motel 6 is leaving the light on, Clifford is a big red dog, and Graham Crackers are hard to masturbate with. We realize that we are terrible at being terrible, and decide to start a comedy duo exclusively telling Dave Ramsey jokes.
Are you a trend setter or a trend forgetter?
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Do you know what happened to Colton's doorknob?
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