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The Food Riddle | Podsthumous EP21

What food should taste better than its appearance?
Your guess as to what this question means is as good as ours. I'm still extremely confused by this. Just listen to the episode, I'm going to go lie down. ...Head hurt...
 
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Clown Wheels | Podsthumous EP20

Noah's cousin has a racist dog, another celebrity has finally visited our small little town, we discover how to save the Titan submersible, clowns are running marathons, and Colton is taking a team of prostitutes to escape rooms. That is a pretty succinct way to summarize an episode if I do say so myself.
 
Also..."We don't carrot doesn't matter."
 
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The Popcorn Secret | Podsthumous EP19

This entire episode is about Orville Redenbees and his grandson Gary Indiana. Let's see if we can figure out the Redenbacher family secret to their popping corn.
That's right, not every bonus episode is a list. I am trying to cheat out as many episodes as I can because I am running low. Just to be clear...I have exactly 2 episodes left, and then I've completely run out. I do have a decent amount of list episodes left though and we also recorded "The Recess Episode" and "The Wild Thornberrys Episode"...so maybe I can just combine a few of them into one to make some longer episodes. I'm still sort of trying to figure it out, but I'd better figure it out soon because I can't cheat out episodes forever. Maybe, I'll just cut old episodes together in a different order and assume nobody will notice.
 
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Magnet Opus | Podsthumous EP18

Why is Finding Nemo called Finding Nemo? What would you put in your tri fold hat? What was you donkey born with? All of the questions are answered in this episode...or...at the very least, they are mentioned. This episode was originally recorded on April 12th 2023, and was meant to be released if Colton ended up getting lost in Chicago...Colton never got lost in Chicago, so we've kind of just been holding onto this episode; however, now seems like as good a time as any to post this episode since I am almost completely out of episodes to post.
*YOU MAY NOT ACTUALLY RECIEVE THE ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS*
 
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The Innocence Project | Podsthumous EP17

Who would you want to trade lives with?
If you were given the chance to steal something, what would it be?
What type of cuisine would you serve your customers if you owned a 5 star restaurant?
What's the fanciest event you have ever attended?
Who is your greatest enemy?
 
Can someone please get this episode to Phoebe Gates? Colton is really sorry about the gum thing.
 
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DoorMob Warning | Podsthumous EP16

Colton is getting into the Vietnam market, Motel 6 is leaving the light on, Clifford is a big red dog, and Graham Crackers are hard to masturbate with. We realize that we are terrible at being terrible, and decide to start a comedy duo exclusively telling Dave Ramsey jokes. 
 
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The Mini Wheat Guilt | Podsthumous EP15

What was the craziest bet you've ever made?
Do you believe that love is blind?
 
We spend some time discussing our infamous $500 bet, and Colton brings back his 'Would You Rather' questions. We also discuss how to find your soul mate.
 
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Episode 25

For those that are keen of eye, you might have noticed that this is the original Episode 25. Up until now, this was our only fully deleted episode. Luckily, I just so happened to find it. It has also been mentioned once or twice in other episodes as "The Racist Mickey Episode". I'm just getting extremely desperate to find new episodes to post. I don't know what to do.
 
This episode is about space. This episode is also about Mickey Mouse. A classic one-two punch if I do say so myself.
 
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The Hidden Figures | Podsthumous EP14

This is a unique episode to say the least. And really that's it. That is literally the least I can say about this episode, while simultaneously being the most I am going to say about this episode.
 
"Somebody please help. I don't know what I'm supposed to do going forward." ~Colton
 
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Raising Potato Chip | Podsthumous EP13

This one is about sticking leeches on your balls, what Jesus does with his balls, and probably some cool third thing. Colton is back at it again, explaining how he attempts to pick up women, he finally reveals his ethnicity, and reads an ad from the sponsor of this episode - Pillsbury.
 
"You can go down the easy path -- which is the correct way -- or you can go down the more difficult path -- which is also the correct way -- it'll lead you both to the same, you can...cause it...the ending is the same...it ends in the same place but then the be... cause, but then one is more difficult to go down than the other and it's very clearly labeled which one is which, and people normally take the, the easier path to the destination cause they both end at the same destination, but the...lo...the but, cause the longer one...hhueeeghh...the longer one is um...don't go down that one." ~Good 'Ol Bobby Frost
 
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