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Phil Osopher’s Stone

Ruffles, presidents, philosophers, riddles...this episode has it all. Also, somehow we went an entire episode talking about philosophers without asking who Phil Osopher was, so I put it in the title to forever shame us for missing the most obvious joke of the episode. Thank you, and goodnight.
 
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High Fructose Corn Syrup | Gleep of Faith

Welcome back to Gleep of Faith. You probably thought this was a one a done series...wrong. This time we discuss everything to do with everyone's favorite drink. But before we talk about breast milk, we also talk a little about everyone's favorite state of matter when it comes to corn...syrup.
 
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Changing The Chunnel

The Gleeps are officially back with this new batch of episodes. I guess you could even consider this "season 2"...only if you want to though. You don't have to.
 
Colton is having auto problems. Noah is having autoimmune problems. Colton is a terrorist. Noah is inventing Spanish. Colton is an English pacifist Hitler. Noah is solving the "Chunnel Problem".
 
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Life Alert | Gleep of Faith

This is the first ever episode of "Gleep of Faith", our new podcast which is weirdly a little more structured than our normal episodes...not much...but a little. In this one we fully discuss everything to do with Life Alert. That's it. That's the concept. 
 
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I was almost out of my supply of remaining bonus episodes, but luckily I remembered my broken laptop. I went to go get it fixed, and was thankfully able to recover a decent amount of episodes from it. On the laptop I found more bonus episodes, a decent amount of normal full length episodes, a large backlog of Gleep of Faith episodes, and even a Bankmas Eve episode and a The Gleepening episode we decided to record while we had some free time. Since they are longer episodes and normally take longer to edit, we didn't want to risk not being able to find time to get them taken care of closer to when they were originally scheduled to be released. 
 
TL;DR: I found more episodes :)

Forward Of American Humor

In this episode we read the forward of "The Treasury of American Humor". That's it. That's the whole episode. Pretend this is the first episode, and that we haven't read literally hundreds of jokes from the book before this.
 
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The Shiny King

In this episode we talk about all the greatest people in history: Melanie Mountain Dew, Agent 007 James Bond, Shakespeare, and the 16th president of the Philippines Rodrigo Duterte. We also talk about opening a bar, and Colton's new found love of martial style art...and milk too. There is a very special guest in this episode, and he is mayor no less.
 
This episode became a bonus episode because we ended up not reading any jokes from 'The Treasury of American Humor', but we did read something else. It was long enough though to warrant splitting it into a separate episode that way it didn't make this one feel too bulky for no reason.
 
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The Croc House

What would your name be if you were a yacht?What's your all time dream vacation?How do you wanna die?
 
Literally this entire episode is about Martin Luther MLK Jr., Burger King, Crocs, and how the three are all connected. I guess we also talk a little bit about cancer culture too.
 
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The Rick

What is something your brain wants to convince you to do, but you have to fight it?What would be the smartest animal if they could all talk?What movie makes you laugh even after watching it several times?What was your favorite toy when you were a child?
 
This wasn't originally going to be a list episode, but it is now. This is what happens when you don't have the book. In this episode we can't believe it's not margarine, Colton get's a new nickname, and we discuss continuously declining in quality business ideas.
 
Warning: Trigger Warning: If You're Jewish.
 
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The Port-Man Tow

What is the best name you could think of for a cat?If you have a million, what are the things you wouldn't spend?If you could have lunch with one person from history, who would it be?What's the certain product you couldn't live without?
 
This is an episode about unlimited lunch, the deep history of math, and something sort of akin to a trolley problem...except there is no trolley...and no bystander effect...morality doesn't really have anything to do with it either...in fact, it's not really anything like the trolley problem at all. It's just a simple question of who is more important: your best friend, your long time crush, or the leader of the free world.
 
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The Box Top Terrorist

What was your favorite childhood book?
This is a very epic list episode, because we almost forgot it was a list episode. We go over the events of September 10th, 2011...which most people probably remember, but it's still nice to make sure we all have the facts straight. We also spend way too much time talking about human sized things in suits going to work, Colton's drug empire, and the reason some kids are born deaf.
 
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