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Forward Of American Humor

In this episode we read the forward of "The Treasury of American Humor". That's it. That's the whole episode. Pretend this is the first episode, and that we haven't read literally hundreds of jokes from the book before this.
 
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The Shiny King

In this episode we talk about all the greatest people in history: Melanie Mountain Dew, Agent 007 James Bond, Shakespeare, and the 16th president of the Philippines Rodrigo Duterte. We also talk about opening a bar, and Colton's new found love of martial style art...and milk too. There is a very special guest in this episode, and he is mayor no less.
 
This episode became a bonus episode because we ended up not reading any jokes from 'The Treasury of American Humor', but we did read something else. It was long enough though to warrant splitting it into a separate episode that way it didn't make this one feel too bulky for no reason.
 
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The Croc House

What would your name be if you were a yacht?What's your all time dream vacation?How do you wanna die?
 
Literally this entire episode is about Martin Luther MLK Jr., Burger King, Crocs, and how the three are all connected. I guess we also talk a little bit about cancer culture too.
 
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The Rick

What is something your brain wants to convince you to do, but you have to fight it?What would be the smartest animal if they could all talk?What movie makes you laugh even after watching it several times?What was your favorite toy when you were a child?
 
This wasn't originally going to be a list episode, but it is now. This is what happens when you don't have the book. In this episode we can't believe it's not margarine, Colton get's a new nickname, and we discuss continuously declining in quality business ideas.
 
Warning: Trigger Warning: If You're Jewish.
 
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The Port-Man Tow

What is the best name you could think of for a cat?If you have a million, what are the things you wouldn't spend?If you could have lunch with one person from history, who would it be?What's the certain product you couldn't live without?
 
This is an episode about unlimited lunch, the deep history of math, and something sort of akin to a trolley problem...except there is no trolley...and no bystander effect...morality doesn't really have anything to do with it either...in fact, it's not really anything like the trolley problem at all. It's just a simple question of who is more important: your best friend, your long time crush, or the leader of the free world.
 
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The Box Top Terrorist

What was your favorite childhood book?
This is a very epic list episode, because we almost forgot it was a list episode. We go over the events of September 10th, 2011...which most people probably remember, but it's still nice to make sure we all have the facts straight. We also spend way too much time talking about human sized things in suits going to work, Colton's drug empire, and the reason some kids are born deaf.
 
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The Second Chance

Do you believe in 2nd chances?
Would you take it if you had the opportunity to be immortal?
 
That's right...the podcast might be over, but I still have some audio I'm going to post before you can get rid of me completely. 
 
In this episode we go over Colton's pick up game, and the most twisted genie that has ever existed.
 
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This Is The End

Noah died in Colorado 3 months ago, and I don't have any more episodes besides bonus episodes, so I figured it was time to post this one...the last one. I will still post the bonus episodes that I have, but we will have to wait and see what I do about Friday episodes.
 
In this episode, we put butter in the humidifier, purchase a fountain drink machine, talk about Colton's retirement and Colton's weird sex kinks. Also, it wouldn't be a proper last episode if we didn't talk about the Mayo Clinic.
 
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The Pulp Nonfiction | Podsthumous EP23

Do you believe in horoscopes?
That's right, we answered one question in this episode. This is a list episode though, don't get confused. If you really want to know our answer to this question, you are going to have to listen to the whole episode. Nice.
 
If you have any suggestions for how I should continue the podcast after the final episode, please let me know. (This is very time sensitive)
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The Big Deal | Podsthumous EP22

In an effort to push off posting the final "non-list" episode for one more week, I have Frankenstein'd together a few of our list episodes to feel more like a full episode (I have a lot of list episodes left, so I figured I would give it a try). 
 
There are too many questions answered in this episode for me to feasibly type here, so instead I will give a brief overview of the episode. We talk about Colton's full body pillow, Noah constantly getting solicited by Chinese people, tornados that are controlled by ICE, the three things every dad needs to know, and sexy Hobbits. Also, we go back in time to stop Hitler and make John Lennon gay. Oh, and don't forget...we figured out how to solve homelessness around the country.
 
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