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Braneurysm Side B

Just read the description of Side A, it's the same episode, but the second half. Today we learned why Cuban cigars are so good, and we learned about the prisoner of Pakistan.
 
Do you hate us because we just casually assumed that everyone listening knows what volksgemeinshaft is? Yell at us here
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The Hemingway Out

This is a crazy little bonus episode about an ancient critique, and Colton's suicide in his past life as the most earnest Ernest.
 
Let us know if you were a famous person in the before time.
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Also, I think I'm legally obligated to put the phone number to a suicide help line in the description, but I don't know it off the top of my head. It is also too much work to open up a new tab. In fact it would probably be easier just to shoot myself.

Spruce Springsteen Side A

This episode was so large that the entire thing wouldn't fit on one MIDI file. Luckily this is a two sided tape, and there are no other plans to do anything with the other side. Also, we talk about IQ and pneumonia guns.
 
It turns out the really tall building in India that Colton was thinking about was actually the Burj Khalifa, he is just really dumb, and thought Dubai was in India. If you still want to correct him anyway, don't hesitate. It's one of the best ways to remind him of his mistake.
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The Sparch Story

This is easily the scariest episode that has ever been recorded. Get ready, because you're going to be begging to pee your pants after you hear about Colton's neighbors.
 
If you have a story that will actually makes us shiver our timbers, don't hesitate to tell us. If you can make either of us poop a little because of how spooky your story is, I will actually Venmo you USD $5.
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R.I.P. Hmonk

Welcome to The Orient! Colton submitted a user email, Martha Stewart has committed a crime so heinous that no one is even willing to mention it (which we talk about), and we go over the civil rights movement without simplifying it or skipping any details. Also, the cool kids these days are ditching the vapes to eat chalk.
 
If you killed your manager (or have access to drugs), or even just want us to think you did, let us know. You are legally a cooler person now. This IS financial advice.
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The Barnyard Episode

Remember when we said we were going to watch Barnyard? Well, we did, so we might as well get some content out of it that is as juicy as Nora Beady's hips; otherwise, it would feel like we watched this children's movie for no good reason.
 
Let us know what your favorite scene of this movie is, and why it's the scene toward the end when Daisy gives birth, you freak.
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Have you ever heard people talk about Star Wars, the true Danny Tanner, and Mike Lindell's pillow in a single podcast episode? Also, Jeff Bezos is launching Bill Gates into the sun.
 
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If you were planning to send an email trying to correct Colton by saying "It's actually Siegfried & Roy not Sigmund & Roy", don't bother. It's called a pun...a transitional play on words even. Use this link, it may help you better understand a joke.
 

The Scatman Cometh

This episode is short, but straight to the point, a casual conversation that gets brought up by most people at least twice a year; and by that I mean Jesus' penis and God's breasts. Also, does your dad have the same fetish as Santa?
 
We do have an email. If you know anything that you would like us to know for future conversations about poop, please don't hesitate to inform us.
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Atlantis Stunk

This is the episode where we talk about 9/11, Atlantis, and the Mayo Clinic for the first and only time. Also, get ready to learn how to craft the perfect joke.
 
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The Tamagotchi Effect

I guess this time we are talking about G4, Netflix, and the Furby. Also isn't it a little weird that everything happened in 1998?