2 Gleeps

Time Is A Gift

2 Gleeps is back, baby! And it's Maypril fools. The Gleeps explain the tribulations that they went through to mourn the passing of the inhabitants of the Titan submersible, and how, after all this time, they were finally able to come to terms with the fact that there was nothing to even mourn about. Ken Jennings has his super hero alter ego exposed in this episode. Also, Colton talks about his go to gift to give to his family at Christmas, and the lengths that he goes to in order to make sure it's memorable. Welcome to season 3 Gleeps.
 
IF YOU ARE COLTON'S FAMILY, PLEASE DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE.
 
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THE GLEEPENING 2

Happy Valentime, exactly two years after this podcast started, this episode was posted. It is a special episode because I say it is. What makes it special? Doesn't matter. We talk about Asians and apes in this episode...other things too, but the other stuff doesn't matter.

Bear Vaults

Not much to bring up about this episode, except that Noah is going through second puberty. He also thoroughly explains how he is saving the world by killing bears. Also, Colton makes a ground breaking discovery about Native American Indians.
 
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Bankmas Eve II-2

Bankmas Eve is back again. Probably a whole lot sooner than you thought. Unless you actually believed that we would only give you 47 minutes worth of Bankmas Eve celebrations this year. Just admit it. You got Bankmas fooled.
We managed to get the whole gang together in this episode to discuss credit cards, game shows, and Sprite Remix. You know...all the most festive topics. Also, there is a bonus Gleep of Faith mini episode hidden inside this episode. You might be able to spot it if you keep your ears peeled.
 
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Falling | Gleep of Faith

This one is all about falling. We want more people to fall and get hurt. WE DO NOT NECESSARILY WISH FOR PEOPLE TO DIE FROM FALLING (though we don't not necessarily wish for it either). Join us as we stumble our way through many different scenarios, and read poems that are only tangentially related. Also, congratulations if you've recently found out that you are having a clown.
 
This is the final poem that was mentioned in the episode that was too long to read - https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/42716/falling-56d22155e5c45
 
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Bankmas Eve II

Bankmas Eve is back again. Join us in celebrating another day that exists solely to give banks another excuse to close for the day. We talk about a lot of things in this episode...and all of them are a secret. I say that mostly because I edited this episode many months ago, and have mostly forgotten what we actually talk about. Enjoy anyway though.
 
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Phil Osopher’s Stone

Ruffles, presidents, philosophers, riddles...this episode has it all. Also, somehow we went an entire episode talking about philosophers without asking who Phil Osopher was, so I put it in the title to forever shame us for missing the most obvious joke of the episode. Thank you, and goodnight.
 
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High Fructose Corn Syrup | Gleep of Faith

Welcome back to Gleep of Faith. You probably thought this was a one a done series...wrong. This time we discuss everything to do with everyone's favorite drink. But before we talk about breast milk, we also talk a little about everyone's favorite state of matter when it comes to corn...syrup.
 
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Changing The Chunnel

The Gleeps are officially back with this new batch of episodes. I guess you could even consider this "season 2"...only if you want to though. You don't have to.
 
Colton is having auto problems. Noah is having autoimmune problems. Colton is a terrorist. Noah is inventing Spanish. Colton is an English pacifist Hitler. Noah is solving the "Chunnel Problem".
 
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Life Alert | Gleep of Faith

This is the first ever episode of "Gleep of Faith", our new podcast which is weirdly a little more structured than our normal episodes...not much...but a little. In this one we fully discuss everything to do with Life Alert. That's it. That's the concept. 
 
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I was almost out of my supply of remaining bonus episodes, but luckily I remembered my broken laptop. I went to go get it fixed, and was thankfully able to recover a decent amount of episodes from it. On the laptop I found more bonus episodes, a decent amount of normal full length episodes, a large backlog of Gleep of Faith episodes, and even a Bankmas Eve episode and a The Gleepening episode we decided to record while we had some free time. Since they are longer episodes and normally take longer to edit, we didn't want to risk not being able to find time to get them taken care of closer to when they were originally scheduled to be released. 
 
TL;DR: I found more episodes :)