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The Healthiest Way To Kill A Deer, Though

What is the point of answering questions from the internet if we are going to talk about murdering deer instead?
 
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Do you know of any healthy ways to kill deer? Maybe we can add it to the book! We won't even credit you either! Isn't that exciting?
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God’s Mistake

This episode has quite a few topics, so let me try to break them down for you. We do some talking about earcholocation and bigfeets. We figured out that Dr. Seuss caused the holocaust, how Boo-Boo the bear was named, Noah's phone number is (507) 993-7329, everyone on the school bus makes fun of Carlos, and we get another email address I guess.
...Also, Harriet Tub, Man or Myth?
 
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The 9/11 Elephants

Why does everyone blame elephants for 9/11? Who was Columbus trying to impress? What are Galileo Galilei's biggest foibles? Maybe we are about to tell you, if you'd be a little patient.
 
Did you live longer then Gal Gal? Tell me how. I want to live forever, please.
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The Loner Boner

This is a new format of bonus episode where we answer preset questions directly from the internet because we are cool and original. Also, I think we only actually answered one question. This is part one of however many I think are worth posting of us reading questions.
 
Do you know anything about the disappearance of Jodi Huisentruit or other 5/10 news anchors? Tell us so we can take credit.
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Santa’s Ark

It's time you here the official story of Noah's arc and Santa's ark. There is a heated exchange of words about small pox blankets, and we talk about a lot of movies (so this is an official spoiler warning)
 
If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with PTCD or other emotional trauma involving Filipino men, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
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The Claudette Colvin Soapbox

Now, this is a story for all that I know. Only one of the hosts played tic-tac-toe. And I'd like to take a minute -- so don't make a fuss -- to tell you about the woman at the back of the bus.
 
Did you get that it was supposed to be to the tune of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?
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Janitor: Landfill Adventure

Do you like goober peas?Do you live tornado alley?Do you have tub of milk?Do you know splodgeuswallow?Do you hate Dr. Seuss?Scooters?
This and more! But mostly just this...in today's episode.
 
Do you know any hidden secrets about the seed vault? Tell us please.
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The Greens Of Their Eggs

Don't fire until you see the greens of their eggs.
 
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Dial M For Migger

Colton teaches Noah about boats, phones, ears, bananas, and lawn care. Also be careful because the night stalk and Edgar's pack might get you while you sleep
 
If you know anything about the Alamo, we are willing to trade information with you about the secrets of the Midwest.
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The Living Dark

Does anybody remember that movie "Living Dark" from like 10 years ago? No? Just me? Well this episode has nothing to do with that. It's just a title that loosely fit with the theme...Just listen to the episode and you'll get it
 
Wait, you actually do remember "Living Dark: The Story of Ted the Caver"? let's talk about it if you want.
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