2 Gleeps
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Tuesday May 17, 2022
Tuesday May 17, 2022
Mental tic-tac-toe is the best thing since pre-diced bread, but are we just scratching the surface? If we look down yonder horizon, mayhap when can find our Magnum Au Pair.
That was a typo, I meant "Opus".
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But a Magnum Au Pair would be pretty cool too.
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Friday May 13, 2022
Friday May 13, 2022
This episode has only a few main themes. First, Baby Plane. There really doesn't seem to be much else I need to say about that, it's pretty self explanitory. Second, John Quinoa...Cuinone...Kiwipenis. He's beating people up because it makes him feel alive. Also, who is the coolest Nazi?
If you had a tube city, what would you do?
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If you want to learn CPR, just ask. It's not difficult difficult lemon difficult.
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Tuesday May 10, 2022
Tuesday May 10, 2022
This is the episode where we talk about our TV show idea that is not a rip off of Punk'd. We also mention Shark Tank I think...I dunno. If your heart can't handle this, maybe you should skip this episode.
Do you think you are good enough to be on our TV show? Send us your audition tapes of being kicked in the balls.
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Auditions are only open to persons 18+ unless given express written permission from a legal guardian. Gender is irrelevant, and anyone can apply.
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Friday May 06, 2022
Friday May 06, 2022
We're talkin' peaks, we're talkin' penguins, we're talkin' Joe Pesci's robber accomplice loves getting hit in the balls. Colton's got a pickup line, and a name for his son.
If you knew what KFC stood for before this episode, prove it.
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If you have seen days of our lives and want to hear us talk about it, prove it.
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Tuesday May 03, 2022
Tuesday May 03, 2022
What is the point of answering questions from the internet if we are going to talk about murdering deer instead?
Would you like a copy of The Healthiest Way To Kill A Deer, Though? The rate is personalized per person, so we are going to have to discuss it
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Do you know of any healthy ways to kill deer? Maybe we can add it to the book! We won't even credit you either! Isn't that exciting?
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Monday May 02, 2022
Monday May 02, 2022
This episode has quite a few topics, so let me try to break them down for you. We do some talking about earcholocation and bigfeets. We figured out that Dr. Seuss caused the holocaust, how Boo-Boo the bear was named, Noah's phone number is (507) 993-7329, everyone on the school bus makes fun of Carlos, and we get another email address I guess.
...Also, Harriet Tub, Man or Myth?
Do you know where to find Theodoris, and want to tell the worse Gleep?
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Care to tell the bad Gleep instead?
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Saturday Apr 30, 2022
Saturday Apr 30, 2022
Why does everyone blame elephants for 9/11? Who was Columbus trying to impress? What are Galileo Galilei's biggest foibles? Maybe we are about to tell you, if you'd be a little patient.
Did you live longer then Gal Gal? Tell me how. I want to live forever, please.
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Tuesday Apr 26, 2022
Tuesday Apr 26, 2022
This is a new format of bonus episode where we answer preset questions directly from the internet because we are cool and original. Also, I think we only actually answered one question. This is part one of however many I think are worth posting of us reading questions.
Do you know anything about the disappearance of Jodi Huisentruit or other 5/10 news anchors? Tell us so we can take credit.
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Friday Apr 22, 2022
Friday Apr 22, 2022
It's time you here the official story of Noah's arc and Santa's ark. There is a heated exchange of words about small pox blankets, and we talk about a lot of movies (so this is an official spoiler warning)
If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with PTCD or other emotional trauma involving Filipino men, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
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Tuesday Apr 19, 2022
Tuesday Apr 19, 2022
Now, this is a story for all that I know. Only one of the hosts played tic-tac-toe. And I'd like to take a minute -- so don't make a fuss -- to tell you about the woman at the back of the bus.
Did you get that it was supposed to be to the tune of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?
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