2 Gleeps

Steven Spielberg’s Perfect Woman

We talk about movies that everyone has heard of in this episode. We introduce the perfect hypothetical, and discuss how Steven Spielberg lets his alien fetish leak into every one of his films. You might also want to listen to this episode if you have ever wondered what we would do if we were the ones that made Friday The 13th.
 
Let us know what other movies we should read the synopsis of.
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Please send only the email below some movie suggestions for a more...personal...use. It will be our little secret.
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The Newest Holidays

 Oh my God! We just invented two brand new holidays, and you are forced to celebrate them. Novemthirteenth -- this is a holiday that takes place on November 13th believe it or not -- and Bankmas Eve, the one that takes place on December 13th. Why are they both on the 13th of the month? Don't ask us, we didn't...ok...we did. Shut up.
 
How are you planning to celebrate Bankmas Eve? Let us know
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Is Novemthirteenth going to be a better holiday than Thanksgiving? Probably. Considering the concept is pretty much "Thanksgiving but better".
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Hindus And Hindon’ts

We finally bring up the giant tit in the room, and talk about the worst creatures that exist. Everyone knows about them, and we all refuse to acknowledge them. Did you know The Bible is extremely literal with everything it says? Also, in case you are wondering, we talk about the birth process of Gleeps that takes place every 1000 years. I hope the intern Rufus' bold recommendation works out for him. Also, I don't think we even bring up guns once in this episode.
 
Would you rather, be our God's mom or get shot in the face with a 12-gauge shotgun?
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Please for the love of The Astral Seal send us your Pee-vice E-vice questions, we've really shot ourselves in the foot with a 12-gauge shotgun on this one. This offer is open permanently forever.
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Hamster History: Origins

Everyone on Earth has been waiting for this episode...well...here it is you freaks. We talk about Hamsters and how to keep them fed and fit. Also, stop domesticating you pets.
 
This is where there would normally be links to our emails, but you are actually not allowed to email us about this episode, so I'm not even going to put them here.

Two Gleeps Of Fat Or Less

Have you ever wondered what the experts do behind closed doors, what Home Depot is like on a management level, and the secrets behind the Rochester Minnesota exclusive restaurant Pannekoeken? Well, that is extremely specific, but oddly enough this episode will actually answer all of those questions.
 
Why is Jeff Bezos depressed? Why does Elon Musk smell? Is Bill Nye actually a science guy? Is William Gates the bad kind of gay (the kind that sucks on tiny little boys)? Is Alan Dershowitz a normal lawyer? Is John Fitch still alive? If you know the answer to any of the questions, please tell us.
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Did you want pre-screening tickets to our new movie, 24 Jump Gleep: Senior Year: Sophmore Year? Send us an email an we will get you squared away.
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Do you want to watch Tony Stewart and Jared Fogle absolutely dunk on the McDonald's Big Mac?
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The Perfect Crime

Today is all about getting banned from the library, but for what reason would the esteemed hosts of this podcast possibly get banned? It's something you will have to listen to in order to find out. Also, all of it is true! Probably. Maybe.
 
Let us know if you'd like to have the ability to shield your ants! We are having a clearance sale on stupid powers!
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Maybe you would rather have the ability to shoot testicles from your nose on command? This power is full price for obvious reasons
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Partofuille

We are not only talking about memory wipes (The greatest invention since panty vending machines), but we also discuss the driving force behind all wars. Also Shia The Beef and parcheesi.
 
Do you want to send Noah words of encouragement of discouragement over his plans to kill himself at 47,000 downloads?
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Do you have some cool fictional foods to add to Colton's cool nonfictional really long and detailed list?
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The Riddles Three

What is the worst talking animal and how would you talk yourself out of prison?
 
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Do you like Walllnuts instead?
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100 Bottles Of Podcasts (Deleted Scene)

This section was cut from the last episode for some reason, but I figured people would still want to listen to it. Just because "it is a waste of time" and "it goes on for too long" doesn't mean it should've been deleted. Also, this episode is not optional and is in fact mandatory listening.

How I Met Your Parents

We've got some new noodle inventions for Chef-Boy Ardee if he wants them. We also build a Fortnite island and kick some Keeeeeeebleeeeerrel elves. Last but not least, we contemplate the age old question "Would you kick a dog to save it?"
 
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Hey, what time is it there?
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