2 Gleeps
Listen to us have conversations absolutely riddled with non sequiturs. Only afterwards are you allowed to judge us.
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Friday Jun 03, 2022
Friday Jun 03, 2022
Have you ever wondered what the experts do behind closed doors, what Home Depot is like on a management level, and the secrets behind the Rochester Minnesota exclusive restaurant Pannekoeken? Well, that is extremely specific, but oddly enough this episode will actually answer all of those questions.
Why is Jeff Bezos depressed? Why does Elon Musk smell? Is Bill Nye actually a science guy? Is William Gates the bad kind of gay (the kind that sucks on tiny little boys)? Is Alan Dershowitz a normal lawyer? Is John Fitch still alive? If you know the answer to any of the questions, please tell us.
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Did you want pre-screening tickets to our new movie, 24 Jump Gleep: Senior Year: Sophmore Year? Send us an email an we will get you squared away.
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If you want to try to get PiGu's Mental Farts to start posting episodes again, the best thing you can do is give them a listen (we are not affiliated with them in any way, and do not condone harassment, pestering, badgering, murder, or kitchen rape of any sort)
https://anchor.fm/s/2d1561c/podcast/rss - This is their RSS feed.
Do you want to watch Tony Stewart and Jared Fogle absolutely dunk on the McDonald's Big Mac?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rev8g9LaSQ
Tuesday May 31, 2022
Tuesday May 31, 2022
Today is all about getting banned from the library, but for what reason would the esteemed hosts of this podcast possibly get banned? It's something you will have to listen to in order to find out. Also, all of it is true! Probably. Maybe.
Let us know if you'd like to have the ability to shield your ants! We are having a clearance sale on stupid powers!
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Maybe you would rather have the ability to shoot testicles from your nose on command? This power is full price for obvious reasons
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Friday May 27, 2022
Friday May 27, 2022
We are not only talking about memory wipes (The greatest invention since panty vending machines), but we also discuss the driving force behind all wars. Also Shia The Beef and parcheesi.
Do you want to send Noah words of encouragement of discouragement over his plans to kill himself at 47,000 downloads?
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Do you have some cool fictional foods to add to Colton's cool nonfictional really long and detailed list?
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Tuesday May 24, 2022
Tuesday May 24, 2022
What is the worst talking animal and how would you talk yourself out of prison?
Do you like Peanut MnutM's?
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Do you like Walllnuts instead?
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Sunday May 22, 2022
Sunday May 22, 2022
This section was cut from the last episode for some reason, but I figured people would still want to listen to it. Just because "it is a waste of time" and "it goes on for too long" doesn't mean it should've been deleted. Also, this episode is not optional and is in fact mandatory listening.
Friday May 20, 2022
Friday May 20, 2022
We've got some new noodle inventions for Chef-Boy Ardee if he wants them. We also build a Fortnite island and kick some Keeeeeeebleeeeerrel elves. Last but not least, we contemplate the age old question "Would you kick a dog to save it?"
Do you have a cool Native American name? Please send it to this email.
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Hey, what time is it there?
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Tuesday May 17, 2022
Tuesday May 17, 2022
Mental tic-tac-toe is the best thing since pre-diced bread, but are we just scratching the surface? If we look down yonder horizon, mayhap when can find our Magnum Au Pair.
That was a typo, I meant "Opus".
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But a Magnum Au Pair would be pretty cool too.
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Friday May 13, 2022
Friday May 13, 2022
This episode has only a few main themes. First, Baby Plane. There really doesn't seem to be much else I need to say about that, it's pretty self explanitory. Second, John Quinoa...Cuinone...Kiwipenis. He's beating people up because it makes him feel alive. Also, who is the coolest Nazi?
If you had a tube city, what would you do?
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If you want to learn CPR, just ask. It's not difficult difficult lemon difficult.
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Tuesday May 10, 2022
Tuesday May 10, 2022
This is the episode where we talk about our TV show idea that is not a rip off of Punk'd. We also mention Shark Tank I think...I dunno. If your heart can't handle this, maybe you should skip this episode.
Do you think you are good enough to be on our TV show? Send us your audition tapes of being kicked in the balls.
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Auditions are only open to persons 18+ unless given express written permission from a legal guardian. Gender is irrelevant, and anyone can apply.
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Friday May 06, 2022
Friday May 06, 2022
We're talkin' peaks, we're talkin' penguins, we're talkin' Joe Pesci's robber accomplice loves getting hit in the balls. Colton's got a pickup line, and a name for his son.
If you knew what KFC stood for before this episode, prove it.
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If you have seen days of our lives and want to hear us talk about it, prove it.
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