2 Gleeps

Gum Fairies

This episode is everything you could ever want. I mean there is talk about gum fairies, there is learning about grammar, most importantly we talk about getting your baby sitter to read you a Victoria's Secret magazine while your friend walks the prank all over the underside of your bed
 
Think you can beat Noah in a typing battle? Challenge accepted.
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Do you know the answer to Colton's question? (Can the first floor be above the second floor?)
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The Curious Neighbor

Did you just move into a new place and don't know how to introduce yourself to your neighbors? Well, we actually have just the questions to help you out. You're welcome.
 
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Are you interested in babysitting?
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Carmen’s Law

We are shrinking cities and offending Italians in this one. In 2096 there will be 91 states, the 41 new ones are as follows:
 
East Dakota, East West Dakota, West West Dakota, Northeast Dakota, Southeast Dakota, Northwest Dakota, Southwest Dakota, North Northeast Dakota, South Northeast Dakota, North Southeast Dakota, South Southeast Dakota, North Northwest Dakota, South Northwest Dakota, North Southwest Dakota, South Southwest Dakota, Middle Dakota, Up Dakota, Down Dakota, Upper Dakota, Downer Dakota, Uppest Dakota, Downest Dakota, Middler Dakota, Middlest Dakota, Top Dakota, Bottom Dakota, High Dakota, Low Dakota, Higher Dakota, Lower Dakota, Highest Dakota, Lowest Dakota, New Dakota, Dakota Dakota, Atokad Dakota, Da Kotada Kota, Another Dakota, Newer Dakota, Dakota Non Grata, Dakotaville, and Newest Dakota
 
If you want to sign a document in support of the 38th amendment...do it
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If you want to sign a petition against the 38th amendment...don't do it
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The Lost Episode

You are not going to believe this. I literally pulled this audio from the depths of the Gleep archives. It was recorded easily over 3 months ago, and was completely lost to time until about 20 minutes ago when I found it. Wow. That's a really cool story.
 
What is your favorite Wi-Fi name that you've seen?
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Send a message to Colton letting him know that he isn't the milk fiend that everyone makes him out to be.
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Happy Halloween, Brad

Brad, it's your father...Mike. You are the reason your mother and I separated. You are the worst son. As soon as I learned that you were still alive all these years later, I knew that I needed to kill myself. A little bit off track, but the guy that owns this house -- where my body was seemingly thrown from the roof -- had nothing to do with my death, and is actually a pretty nice guy. Actually, now that I think of it, he deserves all of my money, and you deserve none, Brad. You are terrible and I hate you forever.
 
If you have access to Mike's money, let us know and we will find the proper authorities
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If you hate Brad as much as everyone else, let us know.
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Pee Gleeps (w/3 Gleep)

This is the episode everyone has been waiting for...for like a week. We really delve into the pee of things, and plan to every even year in June going forward.
 
If you need any Pee-vice, or just any general guidance that could even minimally be related to urine, send it to us and we will potentially answer it in two years (For some issues you may want to see a doctor instead of waiting the two years, but if you do wait, just know that it is free). This submission is open forever, because we can never have too many questions.
 
Send to this email to be answered by Noah Fitch
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Send to this email to be answered by Colton Jakobson
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Steven Spielberg’s Perfect Woman

We talk about movies that everyone has heard of in this episode. We introduce the perfect hypothetical, and discuss how Steven Spielberg lets his alien fetish leak into every one of his films. You might also want to listen to this episode if you have ever wondered what we would do if we were the ones that made Friday The 13th.
 
Let us know what other movies we should read the synopsis of.
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Please send only the email below some movie suggestions for a more...personal...use. It will be our little secret.
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The Newest Holidays

 Oh my God! We just invented two brand new holidays, and you are forced to celebrate them. Novemthirteenth -- this is a holiday that takes place on November 13th believe it or not -- and Bankmas Eve, the one that takes place on December 13th. Why are they both on the 13th of the month? Don't ask us, we didn't...ok...we did. Shut up.
 
How are you planning to celebrate Bankmas Eve? Let us know
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Is Novemthirteenth going to be a better holiday than Thanksgiving? Probably. Considering the concept is pretty much "Thanksgiving but better".
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Hindus And Hindon’ts

We finally bring up the giant tit in the room, and talk about the worst creatures that exist. Everyone knows about them, and we all refuse to acknowledge them. Did you know The Bible is extremely literal with everything it says? Also, in case you are wondering, we talk about the birth process of Gleeps that takes place every 1000 years. I hope the intern Rufus' bold recommendation works out for him. Also, I don't think we even bring up guns once in this episode.
 
Would you rather, be our God's mom or get shot in the face with a 12-gauge shotgun?
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Please for the love of The Astral Seal send us your Pee-vice E-vice questions, we've really shot ourselves in the foot with a 12-gauge shotgun on this one. This offer is open permanently forever.
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Hamster History: Origins

Everyone on Earth has been waiting for this episode...well...here it is you freaks. We talk about Hamsters and how to keep them fed and fit. Also, stop domesticating you pets.
 
This is where there would normally be links to our emails, but you are actually not allowed to email us about this episode, so I'm not even going to put them here.