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Chekhov’s Night Soil

This one is a pretty big deal actually. Colton is going to spend 70 minutes explaining the most important 5 minutes of his life. This is the story of how "I Was Scammed By A Night Soil Salesman". Also, we talk about Harry Potter I think for a little bit, I dunno.
 
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The Battle Of The Boats

We are hitting all the controversial notes in this one. An early 20th century British vessel was sunk by America? Check. An early 20th century Meteor landed in Russia? Check. An early 20th century wooden boat created by a biblical figure 7,000 years ago? Check.
 
Who is the messiest person you know?
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If Regis Philbin and Jeff Foxworthy were to fight, who would win? Probably Jeff actually. It's not that hard to beat a dead person.
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Welcome to O’Lodeans

This is the episode where you will get the inside scoop about how all of the companies -- like Turbo Tax and H&R Block -- were run in the early 2000's. You will also learn about the worst way to die, and an Irish pub that got shut down for sliming children.
 
Remember that if you see Turquise the Clown, tell him to choke on a smidgeon of a pigeon, because he is the worst clown.
 
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We are offering the 3D surround sound audio file of this episode exclusively to those with a Gleep Gold membership, which is only $99.99/month. This one is actually real.
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The Diary Epilogue

This is the third and final part of "The Diary" Saga. That means that there are no more parts. This is the end. And since it's the end we thought it necessary to answer some important questions that you may ponder if you were to begin writing a diary.
 
Does Martin Luther King Sr. empower you every day?
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What is your favorite method of relieving ball stress?
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Weepers Losers Keepers Finders

Every single thing is connected in this one. From designing the most fire resistant housing that will transform the entire world, to the rat that delivers Quiznos subs to people at supersonic speeds, and everything in between. What is an example of something that could possibly be between those two things? How about we give you the perfect plan to rob a bank without getting caught...guaranteed. You might want to write some of this down. Also, we fixed Breaking Bad's lackluster scripting and story by adding more Tuco, killing Aaron Paul (Jesse Pinkman), removing Anna Gunn (Skylar White), making it gay, and then making it more gay.
 
Let us know if you also prefer you orange juice to be made with hate.
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Tell us if you would be willing to sign a petition to get a Breaking Bad reboot containing the changes we have made, or if you are interested in the Vince Gilligan's Island spin off series.
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The Diary Sequel

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This is part 2 of the diary trilogy. In this one we are going over the community's concerns about the article we read in the first part.
 
Send us an email if you need more personal advice about starting your own diary.
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If you can somehow manage to decode the message I wrote in the description before the next episode is released, send it here and I will probably super vaguely mention the fact that you did it at some point...maybe.
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Super Zeroes

There are too many people with useless powers out there in the world. We are going to discuss a few of the most prominent ones. Super Soak, Holiday Man, and Johnny Appleseed are the really well known ones. We also touch on Mosquito Man, Sheep Man, Chameleon Man, Ski Man, and Johnny Cherrypit -- though you may not recognize them by name, they have also made an impact on the world.
 
If you don't like this episode, you can go hockey puck yourself.
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Let us know if you want to take part in our new charity for kids born without skis.
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The Perfect Diary

How to start a diary AKA how to start a journal if you are too insecure to call it what it is.
We go through all of the steps needed to get you on the right path to writing all your thoughts, feelings, quotes, and miscellaneous prompts.
 
To diary or not to diary, that is the question.
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To journal or not to journal, that is a different question.
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Headless Penisman

We are talking about how easy domestic terrorism is in this one folks. But on a lighter note, we also discuss the seven deadly sins. Also, get ready to chuckle your head off, because there is some physical comedy in this one that is really funny if you see it.
 
We brought back some old classics in this one for a little Easter egg. Let us know if you noticed when we talked about hot air balloons, 9/11, and the mayo clinic. You might not catch all three on your first listen.
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Turns out Ja Rule is a rapper and not the same as the toy company Ja-Ru (the leading supplier of high-impulse toys throughout the world). I personally think it is accidentally funnier if you picture a store that only sells Ja Rule branded toys.
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The Max Magician Episode

This is an episode that literally nobody was waiting for, and literally nobody wanted. We talk about Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings. I'd put more effort into this description, but I really just don't want to think about this movie any more if I'm being honest. Just do me a favor and don't ever watch this movie. Thanks.
 
DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE!
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I'M ACTUALLY BEING SERIOUS. DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE.
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