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Moon Eff Kennedy

Moon Kennedy is one of the most influential people of all time, unfortunately he died long before he should have, but we are the only podcast brave enough to even talk about him. Malcolm X is one of the most influential people of all time, unfortunately he died long before he should have, but we are the only podcast brave enough to even talk about him. Mickey Mouse is one of the most influential people of all time, unfortunately he's still around long after he should have gone, but no one wants to even talk about him because he's an awful bigot with his mind stuck in the past, and all he cares about is trying to sell you Lays.
 
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The Dumbest Injury

Everyone has been injured...everyone. What is the stupidest way we have done it. Also, who is the best celebrity?
 
Have you ever injured yourself in a smart way?
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Sunny Manta Ray

We get a little bit more vulnerable with our emotions in this one. Colton elaborates on his religion and personal beliefs. Noah reminisces about his life was like in the mornings before school. Also, we talk about how over time we've both slowly begun to feel more like a man trapped alone...in sunny Manta Ray!
 
Have you ever learned something twice in one day? If so, what?
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Have you ever stabbed someone with an egg?
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The Greatest Talent

Do you have a talent that is really cool and you are super proud of? Well, most people don't. If you ask the average person what their greatest talent is, they will initially struggle to answer, and then they will tell you something that's kind of cool but still pretty stupid. What I'm trying to say is...people need to get cooler talents.
 
Do you know what Simon Cowell's talent is?
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What is the stinkiest place you've been?
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Chekhov’s Night Soil

This one is a pretty big deal actually. Colton is going to spend 70 minutes explaining the most important 5 minutes of his life. This is the story of how "I Was Scammed By A Night Soil Salesman". Also, we talk about Harry Potter I think for a little bit, I dunno.
 
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Do you have any questions about the timeline of Colton watching the Walking Dead before it aired on TV?
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The Battle Of The Boats

We are hitting all the controversial notes in this one. An early 20th century British vessel was sunk by America? Check. An early 20th century Meteor landed in Russia? Check. An early 20th century wooden boat created by a biblical figure 7,000 years ago? Check.
 
Who is the messiest person you know?
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If Regis Philbin and Jeff Foxworthy were to fight, who would win? Probably Jeff actually. It's not that hard to beat a dead person.
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Welcome to O’Lodeans

This is the episode where you will get the inside scoop about how all of the companies -- like Turbo Tax and H&R Block -- were run in the early 2000's. You will also learn about the worst way to die, and an Irish pub that got shut down for sliming children.
 
Remember that if you see Turquise the Clown, tell him to choke on a smidgeon of a pigeon, because he is the worst clown.
 
You can receive the better audio quality version of this episode by joining Gleep Plus for just $14.99/month. Not really, but wouldn't that be funny if we charged money for that.
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We are offering the 3D surround sound audio file of this episode exclusively to those with a Gleep Gold membership, which is only $99.99/month. This one is actually real.
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The Diary Epilogue

This is the third and final part of "The Diary" Saga. That means that there are no more parts. This is the end. And since it's the end we thought it necessary to answer some important questions that you may ponder if you were to begin writing a diary.
 
Does Martin Luther King Sr. empower you every day?
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What is your favorite method of relieving ball stress?
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Weepers Losers Keepers Finders

Every single thing is connected in this one. From designing the most fire resistant housing that will transform the entire world, to the rat that delivers Quiznos subs to people at supersonic speeds, and everything in between. What is an example of something that could possibly be between those two things? How about we give you the perfect plan to rob a bank without getting caught...guaranteed. You might want to write some of this down. Also, we fixed Breaking Bad's lackluster scripting and story by adding more Tuco, killing Aaron Paul (Jesse Pinkman), removing Anna Gunn (Skylar White), making it gay, and then making it more gay.
 
Let us know if you also prefer you orange juice to be made with hate.
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Tell us if you would be willing to sign a petition to get a Breaking Bad reboot containing the changes we have made, or if you are interested in the Vince Gilligan's Island spin off series.
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The Diary Sequel

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This is part 2 of the diary trilogy. In this one we are going over the community's concerns about the article we read in the first part.
 
Send us an email if you need more personal advice about starting your own diary.
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If you can somehow manage to decode the message I wrote in the description before the next episode is released, send it here and I will probably super vaguely mention the fact that you did it at some point...maybe.
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