2 Gleeps

Bag Of Dogs

This episode is actually the definition of crazy (mentally deranged, especially as manifested in a wild or aggressive way), partly because Colton is a sucker for a dog, and partly because nobody knows what happened to the Cheddar family. We will discuss what the world economy revolves around, luchador wrestling for elementary school kids, and Santa's younger brother. Also, Paul Bunyan and Ferdinand Magellan may have more in common than you thought.
 
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Extra reading, incase you didn't get enough homework to do over the weekend.
https://theplaidzebra.com/youngest-person-to-circumnavigate-the-world-on-foot/
 
This might actually be the best compilation of all information that exists involving hotdogs. If you browse this site, you will transcend reality as we know it.
https://www.hot-dog.org
 
 

The Final Frontiers

Did you that sesame streams are a naturally occurring event in nature? Also, Cartoon Network is extremely racist. Did you know that Terry Crews used to be a Spice Girl? Also, the Japanese love our podcast.
 
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Have you ever quoted the Bhagavad Gita to a nation of white people? If so, how did it go?
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Queen’s Gone Rancid She Has

This episode was recorded on August 20, 2022. Does that mean we knew Queen Elizabeth II (Queen of England) was going to die? Yes. Yes we did. MI6 needs to shoulder some of the blame for this, and it sucks that she's dead, but really it's the queen's own fault for being such a fetid bitch. The world moves on in the wake of humanities greatest loss, but at least we can rest easy knowing the putrid old hag can no longer spread her pungent miasma. Also, we talk about Vsauce and marbles.
 
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The Unfettered Scam

If you listen to this episode, I'm so sorry, but you've been scammed. I own your wallet now. The only way to get it back is to go stand in an ancient microwave.
 
This email is a scam
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This email is less of a scam
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Killing The Homeless

Do you remember a world before stained glass window outlets? I don't even want to imagine what life used to be like. If you order one now, we will throw in a free bird shooting potato gun (this is not a gun that shoots potatoes at birds). If you order one five minutes ago, we will throw in a free waterproof toaster, and some menaloast (a Greek delicacy). If you don't order one, we will send it to Washington.
 
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Please do not look up cholent. You will regret it.

The Katsenberg Films

This is supposed to be a wholesome podcast. Please do not make fun of others for what they believe, and be respectful to retail workers, they don't get paid enough to deal with your selfish behavior. Also, Jesus and Martin Luther King Jr. are fake, lol, gottem.
 
I've got no snarky comment to leave here, but feel free to email us
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Moon Eff Kennedy

Moon Kennedy is one of the most influential people of all time, unfortunately he died long before he should have, but we are the only podcast brave enough to even talk about him. Malcolm X is one of the most influential people of all time, unfortunately he died long before he should have, but we are the only podcast brave enough to even talk about him. Mickey Mouse is one of the most influential people of all time, unfortunately he's still around long after he should have gone, but no one wants to even talk about him because he's an awful bigot with his mind stuck in the past, and all he cares about is trying to sell you Lays.
 
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The Dumbest Injury

Everyone has been injured...everyone. What is the stupidest way we have done it. Also, who is the best celebrity?
 
Have you ever injured yourself in a smart way?
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Do you think Colton's brother should pay him back?
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Sunny Manta Ray

We get a little bit more vulnerable with our emotions in this one. Colton elaborates on his religion and personal beliefs. Noah reminisces about his life was like in the mornings before school. Also, we talk about how over time we've both slowly begun to feel more like a man trapped alone...in sunny Manta Ray!
 
Have you ever learned something twice in one day? If so, what?
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Have you ever stabbed someone with an egg?
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The Greatest Talent

Do you have a talent that is really cool and you are super proud of? Well, most people don't. If you ask the average person what their greatest talent is, they will initially struggle to answer, and then they will tell you something that's kind of cool but still pretty stupid. What I'm trying to say is...people need to get cooler talents.
 
Do you know what Simon Cowell's talent is?
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What is the stinkiest place you've been?
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