2 Gleeps

It’s Cheese That Screams!

We are changing up the formula in this one. First, we start the episode of with some good 'ol jokes. That's right, you heard me. There is more business ideas, more historical revelations, and way more wacky zany rigmaroles. This is seriously like the most "2 Gleeps" this podcast has ever been, and if you don't think you can make it to the end, you'd better just stop swimming now.
 
Have you ever seen "that thing" while dying of a fever?
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Do you have any suggestions on how to smell better? (By that I don't mean how to be better smelling, but how to be better at smelling good...whatever, you get it.)
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I used a song in this episode that I do not own the rights to. The owner of the song has given carte blanche access to it under the condition that you give them credit in one way or another. I could easily just not do that, and nobody would ever know. But honestly, I'm not that insecure, and am more than willing to drop some credit since they created this composition and also let me use it.
Space Opera by Jasson Prestiliano (JP Soundworks)

The Super Bowl Commercial

We are devising the perfect commercial in this one, and honestly -- I don't want to spoil it, but -- one of us actually breaks a world record live on the pod.
 
What commercial would you want to air during the Super Bowl?
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Do you also really like Bud Knight?
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Coca-Cola has us living in perfect harmony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VM2eLhvsSM
 

Australia’s Murder Train

The queen is still dead, Ebu Gogo is wrecking havoc, and emus are being released. That's really all there is to say this time around, unless of course you wanted to hear about the best topic of them all...cheese rolling. That's right, epic sport has found its way to becoming a topic. Congratulations
 
Have you written a poem for the queen? Send it here
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Do you know where I can get a cryptozoology degree?
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I found this short film about the Ebu Gogo. I haven't watched it yet, so I don't even know if it's good. It does have a lot of views though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s384BoZOYNY
 

The Existential Son

This is a pretty short one. Unless you look at the average length of all the other bonus episodes. Then I guess it's kind of normal length. I just wanted you to believe in something embarrassing. Can you even blame me?
 
Yes you can blame me?
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No you cannot blame me?
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Bag Of Dogs

This episode is actually the definition of crazy (mentally deranged, especially as manifested in a wild or aggressive way), partly because Colton is a sucker for a dog, and partly because nobody knows what happened to the Cheddar family. We will discuss what the world economy revolves around, luchador wrestling for elementary school kids, and Santa's younger brother. Also, Paul Bunyan and Ferdinand Magellan may have more in common than you thought.
 
Do you think America would be better if the Vespucci family was still in charge?
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Have you eaten apricot syrup lately? Send a message here, with your last known location and any known allergies, we want to give you a super secret surprise.
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Extra reading, incase you didn't get enough homework to do over the weekend.
https://theplaidzebra.com/youngest-person-to-circumnavigate-the-world-on-foot/
 
This might actually be the best compilation of all information that exists involving hotdogs. If you browse this site, you will transcend reality as we know it.
https://www.hot-dog.org
 
 

The Final Frontiers

Did you that sesame streams are a naturally occurring event in nature? Also, Cartoon Network is extremely racist. Did you know that Terry Crews used to be a Spice Girl? Also, the Japanese love our podcast.
 
Have you ever found yourself in any of the 3 final frontiers? Tell us about them.
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Have you ever quoted the Bhagavad Gita to a nation of white people? If so, how did it go?
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Queen’s Gone Rancid She Has

This episode was recorded on August 20, 2022. Does that mean we knew Queen Elizabeth II (Queen of England) was going to die? Yes. Yes we did. MI6 needs to shoulder some of the blame for this, and it sucks that she's dead, but really it's the queen's own fault for being such a fetid bitch. The world moves on in the wake of humanities greatest loss, but at least we can rest easy knowing the putrid old hag can no longer spread her pungent miasma. Also, we talk about Vsauce and marbles.
 
Do you want a thousand island dressing brand that reads "McFlurry"
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Do you need a refill on your perscription of Schliflorizine
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The Unfettered Scam

If you listen to this episode, I'm so sorry, but you've been scammed. I own your wallet now. The only way to get it back is to go stand in an ancient microwave.
 
This email is a scam
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This email is less of a scam
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Killing The Homeless

Do you remember a world before stained glass window outlets? I don't even want to imagine what life used to be like. If you order one now, we will throw in a free bird shooting potato gun (this is not a gun that shoots potatoes at birds). If you order one five minutes ago, we will throw in a free waterproof toaster, and some menaloast (a Greek delicacy). If you don't order one, we will send it to Washington.
 
Please donate to our chairty/religion/reality TV show. It is the only way we can properly rid the world of its filth.
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Please do not look up cholent. You will regret it.

The Katsenberg Films

This is supposed to be a wholesome podcast. Please do not make fun of others for what they believe, and be respectful to retail workers, they don't get paid enough to deal with your selfish behavior. Also, Jesus and Martin Luther King Jr. are fake, lol, gottem.
 
I've got no snarky comment to leave here, but feel free to email us
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