2 Gleeps

Mitchita

Mental tic-tac-toe is back, and we are just going to pretend it never happened. What we really want to talk about is Mitchel 1, Mitchel 2, Mitchel 3, Mitchel 4, Mitchel 5, Mitchell 6, and Mitchel 7. Who knew that Wichita was home to what can really only be described as a covenesque pod of Mitch? Apparently one of the hosts of this podcast did.
 
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The Bird Link

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga.
Birds or ostriches? This might be the most important question of an era. The only way to properly ponder this question is with a little gum time (you know which one I mean). God rest Drib's soul, taken too soon by Excalibird.
 
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Gay Santa

In this episode we talk about the most evil vigilante to date, Jack Blackface. Isn't there anyone out there, perhaps of French African origin, that can stop him? I guess you will have to listen to find out. We also invent a new pool game, and learn all about the spiders that are behind the scenes controlling our lives. If that's not enough for you, we also expand our knowledge of the Claus family. His family tree is not what you think.
 
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What biblical spiders do you remember?
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The Only Gleep

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga.
We are back at it with more questions from our ultimate list of really good and never bad questions that we made up. We did not find this list anywhere, we made it up, and it's always really good and never bad.
WARNING: DURING THIS EPISODE ONE OF THE GLEEPS DECIDES NOT TO PARTICIPATE. HE IS STILL THERE THOUGH.
 
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Zip Sauce

I'll tell you right now, this is one for the books. Half the episode is puns, half the episode is ads, and half the episode is Omaha's sexiest superhero Cccancock. There is in depth conversation about the different types of pirates, what it was like to meet Macaulay Culkin when they was undercover, and Burger kings new commercial advertising their Zappy Zesty Ting Wing Dippy Wang Sauce. We also spend half of this episode reading riddles.And remember, "Wendy's has really good fries, but go to Burger King cause it's a longer drive."
 
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Do you remember what episode Colton swallowed a bird?
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Bankmas Eve Special

This may be a Gleep Lite episode, but we still manage to talk about the homeless hierarchy, car crashes, life in Mexico, the World Cup, jokes, riddles, celebrities, science, and plenty of other things. It is a long list for a long episode. I guess we also mention Bankmas Eve at some point. Join us in this "Special Extra Extended Edition Bankmas Eve Mexican lūʻau Spectacular" (which by the way is what I wanted to name the episode, but Lawyer Gleep recommended to choose something shorter...well, there's always next year). Merry Bankmas Eve, and a happy New Gleep to you as well.
 
P.S. if you ever get arrested remember your rights, and tell the police "Me llamo Lawyer".
 
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3PAC Is Dead!

What is the truth behind the Challenger explosion? We will gladly spill the metaphorical beans on that, along with what 2001: A Space Odyssey is actually about. We also talk about what Noah's favorite part was from his trip to Mexico next week. We also discuss the Rap God himself, 3PAC.
 
Peanuts and Coke? If you are from the south, please help us.
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Do you put salt or Kraft Shingles on your pizza?
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The Freezer Game

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga.
This is an episode where we read a list. None of the questions are memorable. Some of the questions are cold. And all of the questions are terrible.
 
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Indigo Bunting

This is the one where we talk about the worst thing the Mall of America has ever done, and remind people about the best Matt Damon movie, Indigo Bunting. We also find out what pepper smells like in a hands on experiment, and discuss how height changes with age. Oh, by the way, old people suck. I'm really going to need you to remember that in this one.
 
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Are you Mongolian? Colton said he will buy you a horse.
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The Most Lemony Conversation

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga.
DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE IF YOU DO NOT LIKE LEMONS!!! The questions are really good in this one, but Colton insists on going a rapid fire to earn his skip back. Oh yeah, there are skips now. Answering questions was too easy, so we decided to start adding new rules.
 
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