2 Gleeps

Cloud City

We have a guest in this episode and together we are moving all of our children into a compound for their own safety, and building a city in the clouds. In this episode, we will also teach you about bees, children toys, and what Colton does for fun in his spare time. Also, we talk about the coolest kid in school, Teacherfuckingkid Smith, and how he is what ever person should strive to be.
 
This is a Pringles podcast now.
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Have you ever seen glyphosate on the news?
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The Same Questions

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga.
This is the first bonus episode ever. This is the first list episode ever. This is the same episode as the last one. Also, we record the same day that we release every episode. We do not record these episodes months in advance, nor will we ever admit to being so prepared.
 
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Star Wars 18: Luke Is Jedi

This is crazy, but I swear to God the second we stopped recording, Disney announced another Star Wars movie. The full title of the movie is actually "Star Wars 18: Luke Is Jedi Clone Wars Again 2: He Is Actually BB8: The Jedi Wars". From the leaks I've seen online about the plot, this actually fixes all the recent problems with the entire franchise, and makes both "Star Wars 20" and the remakes fit perfectly into the canon storyline. We should never have doubted their ability to make everything come together like this. We apologize to Disney for ever thinking they didn't know what they were doing. Also, Robin Williams is a baby and Vin Diesel is the new "The Rock".
 
P.S. in light of this recent leak, everything said in this episode is no longer valid, you can therefore skip it if you'd like.
 
If you've ever woken up with blood in your mouth, let us know. We are trying to catch the scoundrels that keep doing that to people.
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If you know the best way to start scamming kids, let me know. Not that I want to do it...it's just...you know...knowledge is power. I want to know how to stop it from happening, that's all.
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The Gum Tree

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga.
It would seem that the fellows are getting fed up with this list...but the show must go on. With only a mere 170 questions remaining on this list, I guess it's time to chew some gum next to the microphone and decide what kind of tree we want to be when we grow up.
 
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Mitchita

Mental tic-tac-toe is back, and we are just going to pretend it never happened. What we really want to talk about is Mitchel 1, Mitchel 2, Mitchel 3, Mitchel 4, Mitchel 5, Mitchell 6, and Mitchel 7. Who knew that Wichita was home to what can really only be described as a covenesque pod of Mitch? Apparently one of the hosts of this podcast did.
 
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The Bird Link

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga.
Birds or ostriches? This might be the most important question of an era. The only way to properly ponder this question is with a little gum time (you know which one I mean). God rest Drib's soul, taken too soon by Excalibird.
 
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Gay Santa

In this episode we talk about the most evil vigilante to date, Jack Blackface. Isn't there anyone out there, perhaps of French African origin, that can stop him? I guess you will have to listen to find out. We also invent a new pool game, and learn all about the spiders that are behind the scenes controlling our lives. If that's not enough for you, we also expand our knowledge of the Claus family. His family tree is not what you think.
 
If you liked the cool secret appearance of our favorite music artist, let us know and we can maybe get him on an episode of the pod.
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What biblical spiders do you remember?
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The Only Gleep

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga.
We are back at it with more questions from our ultimate list of really good and never bad questions that we made up. We did not find this list anywhere, we made it up, and it's always really good and never bad.
WARNING: DURING THIS EPISODE ONE OF THE GLEEPS DECIDES NOT TO PARTICIPATE. HE IS STILL THERE THOUGH.
 
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Zip Sauce

I'll tell you right now, this is one for the books. Half the episode is puns, half the episode is ads, and half the episode is Omaha's sexiest superhero Cccancock. There is in depth conversation about the different types of pirates, what it was like to meet Macaulay Culkin when they was undercover, and Burger kings new commercial advertising their Zappy Zesty Ting Wing Dippy Wang Sauce. We also spend half of this episode reading riddles.And remember, "Wendy's has really good fries, but go to Burger King cause it's a longer drive."
 
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Do you remember what episode Colton swallowed a bird?
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Bankmas Eve Special

This may be a Gleep Lite episode, but we still manage to talk about the homeless hierarchy, car crashes, life in Mexico, the World Cup, jokes, riddles, celebrities, science, and plenty of other things. It is a long list for a long episode. I guess we also mention Bankmas Eve at some point. Join us in this "Special Extra Extended Edition Bankmas Eve Mexican lūʻau Spectacular" (which by the way is what I wanted to name the episode, but Lawyer Gleep recommended to choose something shorter...well, there's always next year). Merry Bankmas Eve, and a happy New Gleep to you as well.
 
P.S. if you ever get arrested remember your rights, and tell the police "Me llamo Lawyer".
 
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How many states of matter do you have?
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