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The Hogwarts Professor

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga.
There is a lot of talk in this episode that shows our lack of knowledge on the Harry Potter universe, but that's ok because we also mention the worst song ever composed. We also talk about why towels are wet...or something...honestly I don't really remember the other questions from this episode.
 
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Please email us if you know who the really hot teacher is in this picture. No, I'm not talking about Dumbledorf.
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El Burro Noche

We are required by law to mention Cricket Wireless, but apparently they don't really care what we have to say about them. I'd really like to know who's tush fits this glass saddle, amd there's also a really weird donkey of the night
 
Do you know how tobplay the ukulele with a stream of urine?
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The Whale Man

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga.
We got a whale man on this episode. We are also trading peppers for thoughts, both are viable currencies. And just for good measure let's also talk about suicide.
 
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Book Of Dipus

WARNING: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS A NO NO WORD. AGAINST ALL EFFORTS, THIS WAS A MANDATORY ADDITION TO THE EPISODE IN ORDER TO FULLY UNDERSTAND THE CONTEXT OF WHAT WAS BEING STATED. ALSO THIS EPISODE IS OVERWHELMINGLY SANS DIEGO.
This is a depressing episode. It starts out with news of a great loss of something both hosts worked extremely hard over the last year to collect. We do a deep dive into the origins of some ancient anecdotes, and learn about what the racist bearded men in the mountains are always up to.
If you listen carefully, this episode is also a "man with chainsaw cuts down a telephone pole in real time ASMR" episode.
 
Have you ever read the Book of Dipus? Dipus 2:18 is probably our favorite.
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Have you ever had a brain bleed? Let us know what you did to stop it.
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Zumbrota Ford ad referenced in this audio that was promised to be in the show notes.
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The Ultimate Chess Pun

This is the second half of the first part of our epic 250 question saga.
Be prepared, this episode may just contain the highest class joke you have ever heard. We are not responsible if your consciousness ascends to a higher plane of existence after listening to it. It is simply impossible to overstate just how powerful this pun is. If your life does not immediately improve and/or you do not transcend into existence itself, please listen to the episode again because you have failed to understand what was said.
 
Let us know all the ways this episode has helped bring you peace, and happiness. 
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45 Problems (Deleted Scene)

Buckle in, it's time to learn about 45 problems that were specifically hand placed into a random order so you wouldn't know which ones are more important than others. This was done so you would be forced to face them all with equal weight, and therefore not take any lightly. Why was this cut out of the last episode? That's a really good question. One that I do not have the answer for. I guess there are 46 problems now.
 
Do you have any problems that you need us to nail to the church? Send them here and mayhap we will one day.
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Cloud City

We have a guest in this episode and together we are moving all of our children into a compound for their own safety, and building a city in the clouds. In this episode, we will also teach you about bees, children toys, and what Colton does for fun in his spare time. Also, we talk about the coolest kid in school, Teacherfuckingkid Smith, and how he is what ever person should strive to be.
 
This is a Pringles podcast now.
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Have you ever seen glyphosate on the news?
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The Same Questions

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga.
This is the first bonus episode ever. This is the first list episode ever. This is the same episode as the last one. Also, we record the same day that we release every episode. We do not record these episodes months in advance, nor will we ever admit to being so prepared.
 
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Star Wars 18: Luke Is Jedi

This is crazy, but I swear to God the second we stopped recording, Disney announced another Star Wars movie. The full title of the movie is actually "Star Wars 18: Luke Is Jedi Clone Wars Again 2: He Is Actually BB8: The Jedi Wars". From the leaks I've seen online about the plot, this actually fixes all the recent problems with the entire franchise, and makes both "Star Wars 20" and the remakes fit perfectly into the canon storyline. We should never have doubted their ability to make everything come together like this. We apologize to Disney for ever thinking they didn't know what they were doing. Also, Robin Williams is a baby and Vin Diesel is the new "The Rock".
 
P.S. in light of this recent leak, everything said in this episode is no longer valid, you can therefore skip it if you'd like.
 
If you've ever woken up with blood in your mouth, let us know. We are trying to catch the scoundrels that keep doing that to people.
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If you know the best way to start scamming kids, let me know. Not that I want to do it...it's just...you know...knowledge is power. I want to know how to stop it from happening, that's all.
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The Gum Tree

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga.
It would seem that the fellows are getting fed up with this list...but the show must go on. With only a mere 170 questions remaining on this list, I guess it's time to chew some gum next to the microphone and decide what kind of tree we want to be when we grow up.
 
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