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Dishonorable Discharge

This podcast is now really big into physical comedy and Vaudeville. We also talk about having the same ex-girlfriend story, how to torture someone with an Easy Bake Oven, what it's like to be a shoe-whore in Vegas, and how being dishonorably discharged can be considered a good thing. Also, if you can find/make a Wikihow on how to pull off a dishonorable discharge, make sure we are the first to see it.
 
Do you have an extra room near Vegas that Noah can use for a few weeks? Let him know here.
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If you are planning to be at the MSP airport anytime soon, send us an E-vite and we will come hang out.
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The Pessimist’s Egg

This is the first question of our epic 250 question saga.
This is a really good list, we talk about Spongebob, we really like this list, Posh Spice still hasn't accepted Colton's challenge, we will read this list forever, dentists have dentists, this list will literally never end, and one of us makes a joke.
 
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Mickey Mouse Is Racist

3PAC is back and deader than ever! We also talk about everyone's favorite Spy Kids movie...the 4th one. Also, who is Master Kemp and what was it like to get caught podcasting as a teenager? Noah's doctor might be a robot, and we're pretty sure Mickey mouse started another world war just so he could kill people that look different than him.
 
What body part do you want to be a cyborg?
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If you have any Van Goat art pieces for sale, let me know.
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The Spy Princess

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga.
Why would anyone bother to ask "which princess would make the best spy", when they could ask "which spy would make the best princess"? Probably Yelena Belova if we are being honest, though don't count out my personal favorite, Grey Spy from "Spy vs Spy" as a possible contender.....wait...what was I supposed to be doing again? oh yeah, giving you the description of this episode. Oh well.
 
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THE GLEEPENING

Welcome to "The Gleepening", the annual once a year extra special gleepisode. This is a same day pod and it's a long one, but every now and then that's okay. Here is a quick rundown of a fraction of what we talk about just in case you are curious: aliens theory, "that kid" from the Hindenburg, Colton pick up lines, Social Ice, leap year, dating an actress, OJ Simpsons, porcupine quill with motor oil, Halloween Shark Tank, Milana Vayntrub (we love her, do not harass her), mailboxes, insurance men, fortune cookies, short lawyers, cum planes, triplets, Superman's philosophies, and Klondike bars. Make sure to join us next week when we...post a shorter episode than this one.
 
Do you have another can of milk?
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Let me know if you have successfully looked in on people in stalls, and share your strategy with me.
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Arkham’s Razor

Honestly there is not much to say about this one, we talk a lot about salt and Chris Pratt's dad. That's really about it. Crazy how this episode is over an hour long. You know what, I just remembered that we also talked about the Kardashians and toddler biting duels. Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, we did also talk a little about Noah's favorite show to hate, Breaking Bad.
 
Can you P me some RS?
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Would you like to talk to us some more about Chris Pratt's dad, or Kristen Bell's hot bod?
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The Spice Challenge

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga.
Victoria Beckham has been directly challenged in this episode for the title Posh Spice. She has until 5/14/23 23:59  UTC (Coordinated Universal Time) to accept the challenge and duel Colton for the rights; otherwise, the title will be forfeited to Colton by default. If you are Victoria Beckham or are an associate of her, email all correspondence of the challenge to one of the two following emails:
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Out of courtesy, Colton has elected to let Victoria Beckham defend her title with a 1 vs 1 challenge of her choice. If you are listening to this and you happen to know someone who could potentially get this challenge closer to Victoria, please send it their way.

Communist America

Colton teaches you how to play a game of "Mental Nazi" (you don't have to be a Jew if you don't want), Communist America has everyone working at Menards (save big money, save big money, when you shop Menards), and there is a weird guy selling baby fingers (don't worry, he says it's legal). There is also a brand new superhero abound in this episode, and he invented a brand new type of toothpaste. Icarus is back, there is another cryptid out there, and Colton is working his way to a Nobel prize.
 
Have you seen the literal monkey that I came to school with? His name is Kevin.
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If you are from Croatia send an email here to let Colton know. He will pass that information on to Noah.
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This is a link to the Zapruder film footage. Only click this link if you are listening on Spotify.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ygFbCK2V5Y
 

The List Giver

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga.
Being the first ever list episode ever, we decide to take answer questions extremely seriously. If you listen to this in it's entirety, I think we talk about how to scam taxis for free money, how to handcuff a one armed homosexual bull, and a baby the is only a leg...yeah...I don't really know. But I do know that we find out who the person is that's been giving us all these questions.
 
Email us some of your cool secrets.
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Sherity Deputeriff

Everyone has been asking us to talk really in depth about Ingvar's balls, so we do that in this episode. This is also the first time we publicly talk about our shared experience with a police escort. We believe people should know the truth, so we spend some time talking about Major Science Nature. Before this episode description is over, I would just like to remind you that if you are going to shoot the sheriff, you should probably also shoot the deputy.
P.S. the next full episode will be posted in less than 1,700 Shouts.
 
Did you understand all of the subtle callbacks in this episode? Did you catch any of the fake callbacks that we made up just for this episode?
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How many grandfather clocks have you stolen from parties before blowing them up?
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