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Mock Call Me Maybe

You know we have to mention Super Heaven every few episodes, otherwise this podcast just wouldn't feel right. We have a moment of silence and do a mock call. Also, there is some trivia in this episode, so get your thinking brain on. Oh yeah, Colton also tells a cool story from when he used to actually have a job.
 
Would you eat a Shemin'ham if we started a restaurant with that on the menu?
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Have you seen Ben Bailey? I'm worried about him.
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The Cannibal Clown Conundrum

This is the last question of our epic 250 question saga.
Are you a fisherperson and feel that you do not get enough proper representation? Well we are proud to say that we will always stand by you in support, and help raise awareness towards fisherpeople of all races, genders, ages, marital status, national origins, religions, disabilities, sexual orientations, medical conditions, pregnancies, heights, weights, eye colors, and shoe sizes (unless clown or larger). Also, we talk about vanilla I think.
 
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American Diaper

This is a pretty packed episode, so I'm just going to do a quick list to rundown all of the topics that we hit in this one. The Kennedy Nickel, Oswald the Rabbid, a new dating app, and babies. Actually now that I look at the list, it seems a lot smaller than I originally thought. That's okay though, the less time you spend reading this, the more time you have to listen to the episode. Also, rest in peace Erika. We joke, but you didn't deserve what happened, and we in no way condone drunk driving.
 
Is your last name Sofar? You can tell us, we will keep it a secret.
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Have you ever crashed your car into a Rabbid while drunk? You can tell us, we will chastise you forever.
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Barney Wiener (Deleted Scene)

This is the actual story of how Barney Wiener and his brother Salty, took up over 30 minutes of our lives. If we have to deal with it so do you.

Dishonorable Discharge

This podcast is now really big into physical comedy and Vaudeville. We also talk about having the same ex-girlfriend story, how to torture someone with an Easy Bake Oven, what it's like to be a shoe-whore in Vegas, and how being dishonorably discharged can be considered a good thing. Also, if you can find/make a Wikihow on how to pull off a dishonorable discharge, make sure we are the first to see it.
 
Do you have an extra room near Vegas that Noah can use for a few weeks? Let him know here.
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If you are planning to be at the MSP airport anytime soon, send us an E-vite and we will come hang out.
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The Pessimist’s Egg

This is the first question of our epic 250 question saga.
This is a really good list, we talk about Spongebob, we really like this list, Posh Spice still hasn't accepted Colton's challenge, we will read this list forever, dentists have dentists, this list will literally never end, and one of us makes a joke.
 
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Mickey Mouse Is Racist

3PAC is back and deader than ever! We also talk about everyone's favorite Spy Kids movie...the 4th one. Also, who is Master Kemp and what was it like to get caught podcasting as a teenager? Noah's doctor might be a robot, and we're pretty sure Mickey mouse started another world war just so he could kill people that look different than him.
 
What body part do you want to be a cyborg?
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If you have any Van Goat art pieces for sale, let me know.
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The Spy Princess

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga.
Why would anyone bother to ask "which princess would make the best spy", when they could ask "which spy would make the best princess"? Probably Yelena Belova if we are being honest, though don't count out my personal favorite, Grey Spy from "Spy vs Spy" as a possible contender.....wait...what was I supposed to be doing again? oh yeah, giving you the description of this episode. Oh well.
 
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THE GLEEPENING

Welcome to "The Gleepening", the annual once a year extra special gleepisode. This is a same day pod and it's a long one, but every now and then that's okay. Here is a quick rundown of a fraction of what we talk about just in case you are curious: aliens theory, "that kid" from the Hindenburg, Colton pick up lines, Social Ice, leap year, dating an actress, OJ Simpsons, porcupine quill with motor oil, Halloween Shark Tank, Milana Vayntrub (we love her, do not harass her), mailboxes, insurance men, fortune cookies, short lawyers, cum planes, triplets, Superman's philosophies, and Klondike bars. Make sure to join us next week when we...post a shorter episode than this one.
 
Do you have another can of milk?
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Let me know if you have successfully looked in on people in stalls, and share your strategy with me.
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Arkham’s Razor

Honestly there is not much to say about this one, we talk a lot about salt and Chris Pratt's dad. That's really about it. Crazy how this episode is over an hour long. You know what, I just remembered that we also talked about the Kardashians and toddler biting duels. Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, we did also talk a little about Noah's favorite show to hate, Breaking Bad.
 
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Would you like to talk to us some more about Chris Pratt's dad, or Kristen Bell's hot bod?
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