The Costume Genie | Podsthumous EP8

What would you be if you had to wear one Halloween costume every day for the rest of your life?

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Top 50 best Halloween costumes to do if you are Lindsay Lohan (in no particular order):

1. Adult Hallie Parker - because she is the master mind behind "The Parent Trap", and Lindsay Lohan would easily be able to convince people that she was actually Hallie.
2. Adult Annie James - she looks nearly identical to Hallie Parker, and could probably be played by the same person...except British.
3. Mary Kate Olsen - the taller of the Olsen twins, she is barely 3 weeks older than Lindsay Lohan...and they don't look all that different.
4. Girl from Brave - I don't know...I never saw that movie.
5. Daphne Blake - everyone with even slightly red hair has the option to dress as Daphne. It's not the most unique costume on the planet, but hey...it's easy, and it gets the job done.
6. Sarah Michelle Gellar - specifically from the 2004 hit movie "Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed".
7. Black Widow - another easy costume that isn't all that unique, but hey...it's another costume only a select few can actually pull off
8. Costume that makes it look like you are riding an ostrich - this one I do not need to explain.
9. Jessica Rabbit - a little more obscure for the younger generation, but I'm sure the adults will appreciate it.
10. Ashley Olsen - the shorter of the Olsen twins, she is barely 3 weeks older than Lindsay Lohan...and they honestly look kind of similar.
11. Princess Fiona - this feisty princess is a perfect fit as a Lindsay Lohan costume.
12. Princess Fiona (Ogre) - this feisty princess is an ogre.
13. Whatever her character's name was from Freaky Friday - for obvious reasons.
14. Kim Possible - just gleep her if you want to reach her.
15. Anna from Frozen - a little less obscure for the younger generation, the kids will really appreciate this one.
16. Jessie from Toy Story - why wouldn't Lindsay Lohan be looking for any excuse to dress as a cowgirl.
17. Roxanne from that one Goofy movie - let's keep reminding people that this character exists.
18. Aloy from the Horizon series - not all redheads can pull this one off, but I definitely think that Lindsay Lohan does.
19. Mei Lee - this one might just be weird.
20. Mei Lee (Panda) - this one might be even weirder.
21. Queen of Hearts - very recognizable character with a lot of make-up. This is not a sexy costume.
22. Poison Ivy - very recognizable character with a lot of make-up. This is a sexy costume.
23. Meg from Hercules - you need longer hair with a lot of volume, but I think Lindsay Lohan can pull it off if she really puts her mind to it.
24. Ariel - this one seems extremely obvious, but I think it takes a lot of time and thought to pull it off properly. Lindsay Lohan also needs to realize she would be walking around in what is basically just a bikini.
25. Blossom from the Power Puff Girls - this is the one of the three you would want to dress up as anyway.
26. Scarlet Witch - she is a dead ringer for Lindsay Lohan.
27. Elizabeth Olsen - the youngest of the Olsen twins, she is 3 years younger than Lindsay Lohan...and they are identical.
28. Starfire - everyone who is able should dress as alien women.
29. Ginny Weasley - this is a couples costume. Lindsay Lohan's husband could easily pull off being Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
30. Wendy from Gravity Falls - this might be the easiest costume on the list.
31. Misty from Pokémon - everyone wants to see Lindsay Lohan dressed as Misty from Pokémon.
32. Rasta Banana - that's just a cool costume.
33. Lois Griffin - Lindsay Lohan would have to cut her hair for his one. (no wigs allowed)
34. Red, also known as Miss Vavoom in the 1990s, is an American animated character, created by Tex Avery - enough said.
35. Chun-Li - Lindsay Lohan should not be typecast into dressing as only characters with red hair. Lindsay Lohan is no stranger to dying her hair. Plus...Chun-Li is just a fun costume.
36. Kasumi - if Lindsay Lohan is going to dress as a fighting character, she might as well dress as Kasumi. This character fits Lindsay Lohan better anyway.
37. Kasumi (Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball) - this is technically and literally a worse costume, but some people may not agree.
38. Frankie Foster - not a single person will be able to guess this one, and only a few will even know what Lindsay Lohan is talking about when she tells them.
39. Candace Flynn - significantly more people will be able to guess this one. She is from a much more widely remembered show.
40. Sailor Jupiter - maybe Lindsay Lohan has always wanted to dress up as a magical girl, but was always too shy to do it. Probably not though.
41. Jane Jetson - this is actually just the quintessential definition of a costume.
42. Kairi - Lindsay Lohan should only wear this one if she wants to get a lot of weird nerds flustered all night long.
43. Mary Test - she is the better of the Test twins in every way. Lindsay Lohan should not even think about dressing up as Susan Test.
44. Wilma Flintstone - another sort of basic costume, but it definitely gets the job done.
45. Candy Cane from Rumble Roses - everyone remembers Rumble Roses...right?
46. Juliet from Lollipop Chainsaw - I seriously never played it for real, but I think it would be a good costume for Lindsay Lohan if she wants to get a lot of weird nerds flustered all night long. (as long as she is okay with carrying a chainsaw around with her everywhere she goes).
47. Daria Morgendorffer - this is an extremely underrated show, and I think a push from Lindsay Lohan would get more people to watch it.
48. Redheaded X-Men - I'm pretty sure there is a female X-Men with red hair, I just don't remember her name and refuse to google it. It's not Storm, I think she has white hair. I know there is a blue mutant that naked Jennifer Lawrence played, Mystique I think, but I'm pretty sure she isn't an X-Men...Jean Grey! That's the name I was looking for.
49. Mystique - blue girl. Red hair. Good costume.
50. Nightcrawler from X-Men - blue guy. Black hair. Really similar costume to Mystique, but I think it would be funny for Lindsay Lohan to do this one instead.

 

Just so you know, there is a lot of other costume ideas that I have for Lindsay Lohan floating around in my head. This didn't even dent my database. Like, for example, I think it would be really cool, personally, if Lindsay Lohan dressed up as Pepper Potts. That's just me proving that I have more ideas than the 50 listed, and was not something I specifically wanted to call out separate from the list for any particular reason. Anyway, if you are Lindsay Lohan, email me and I can give you more costume ideas, or we can just talk or whatever...I don't know. I'm free whenever, just get in touch if you are interested. -Colton

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